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Fuck around and find out

submitted by Centaurus to videos 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 20:59:39 ago (+39/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/1q6gsa.mp4



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[ - ] ChuckysBack 18 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:05:55 ago (+18/-0)

That dipshit got what he deserved.

[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 00:29:56 ago (+6/-0)

Tfw you find out that real sharks, even little ones, aren't like Pixar movie sharks at all.

Shark: "Fingers are food, not friends, hee hee hee."

[ - ] con77 9 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:12:34 ago (+9/-0)

He's lucky it wasn't his hand

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:40:26 ago (+6/-0)

Dude gave it the finger.

[ - ] Clubberlang 9 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:14:01 ago (+9/-0)

That spin though

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:36:53 ago (+5/-0)

Just like a gator.

[ - ] Portmanure 9 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:38:34 ago (+9/-0)

This looks like the start of a great horror picture. Baby shark acquires taste for human blood!! It grows into a monster shark. That’s about as much of the script I’m going to write (copyright 2023)

[ - ] Belfuro 10 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:05:36 ago (+10/-0)

And about as much script as a modern blockbuster.

Hope that the cast is full blown diversity.
And of course the shark will be white because they're great

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:14:55 ago (+4/-0)

That'll be a short movie the equivalent of a pinkie finger.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 7 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:35:14 ago (+7/-0)

If I had a dollar for every time I was the only one smart enough not to just do something like this, like a total faggot. Just to have dipshits say I was being over cautious or making a big deal out of how I handled it.

I’d have as many dollars as my dumb friends have broken bones.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 23:37:49 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:56:21 ago (+7/-0)

haha what did this yuppietard think was going to happen? The retards on reddit think that sharks won't eat humans. He has this retard mentality. I told one of'em that next time they see a shark to swim towards it and give it a hug.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 03:11:30 ago (+2/-0)

What was he trying to do? You gotta baby a shark after you throw it back? I've only ever cut em loose. F that. If you like em use a circle hook or something.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 23:08:10 ago (+2/-1)

No you didn't

[ - ] calx 6 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:37:07 ago (+6/-0)

"Land fries!" - shark

[ - ] Sector7 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:26:52 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:29:17 ago (+3/-0)

No video?

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 09:14:36 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 09:24:53 ago (+2/-0)

lol, I didn't realize it was from the video. Got me!

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:13:42 ago (+5/-0)

Florida things.

Dude handled it like a man frfr 💯

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 02:13:31 ago (+5/-0)

Yes truly an idiot. But they should have got the shark on board and got the pinky out of its stomach. It can be reattached if they get to the hospital asap or put it on ice

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 02:56:20 ago (+2/-0)

Shark: Mmmm, you're going to offer more fingers on deck? I'm in!

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 07:46:16 ago (+5/-0)

On the one hand he's missing a pinkie, but on the other hand not so much.

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 17:28:27 ago (+1/-0)

Bad, but I still upgerted

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 22:15:46 ago (+3/-0)

Shark gave him the pipe cutter

[ - ] prototype 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 06:31:37 ago (+3/-0)

He's so casual about it. "I lost my god damn pinky", like he laid down his keys somewhere and can't find them.

Let us all aspire to one day be that calm, cool and collected.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 11:02:54 ago (+1/-0)

shock

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 08:31:52 ago (+3/-0)

I didnt need to watch the end of that. I hate gore.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 00:34:24 ago (+2/-0)

what an idiot

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 01:54:04 ago (+1/-1)

Lmfao I lost my goddamn pinkie

[ - ] texasblood -8 points 1.8 yearsAug 19, 2023 21:52:18 ago (+1/-9)

LMAO
DOWNVOTE FAGGOTTS ON VOAT.
They try 🤣
End results the same.
They skin in the game LOOSERS🖕

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 20, 2023 01:57:08 ago (+1/-1)

I agree bunch of fags. You’re with me though. That blodlosut that hits you in random places. That’s how you know were sheep. You can’t give in: I want to give In. It’s natural. I should be praised for my slaughter not condemned