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Flattards watch Shuttle launch

submitted by chrimony to funny 9 monthsAug 19, 2023 23:21:08 ago (+17/-7)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ergomg.jpg

For real:

"Lol. Those a balloons you fuckin retard."

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=64dffe0200ba8#comment_64e0089d96dff


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[ - ] Doglegwarrior 5 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 02:17:08 ago (+5/-0)

Damn didn't think the anti flat shills were still around. Wonder how much they get paid.

Know how I know you guys are shills and not real authentic accounts? Because people that believe in science don't care if some one questions established scientific theories? Real scientist don't make fun of people for asking questions and doing experiments

You know who mocks people and used emotional attacks?
Shills

[ - ] chrimony [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 02:23:02 ago (+3/-2)

anti flat shills

Lulz, okay flattard.

Real scientist don't make fun of people for asking questions and doing experiments

They're not "asking questions" or "doing experiments". They're knuckle-dragging monkeys throwing shit at the people that actually do experiments and build real stuff at scale that works.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 10:08:37 ago (+1/-0)

Globetards like this always use strawman or just make shit up outright. They get as butt hurt as vaxtards or climitatds. They are fully on board with jewish lies. It's what made flat earth so much more believable than globecrap

[ - ] chrimony [op] -1 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 12:17:39 ago (+0/-1)

Globetards like this always use strawman

The funny thing about this image is that everything is from the video the flattard linked himself. It was the flattard's claim it was a balloon. I didn't have to make up a single thing to mock his retarded ass.

It's what made flat earth so much more believable than globecrap

That's because you're a moron.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 12:23:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 12:27:51 ago (+0/-0)

> the first 13 seconds from the video from 1950 is actually a balloon
links picture of a rocket that is not a balloon

You missed the part where the shuttle was claimed to be a balloon. You missed the part where I took this the video grab of the rocket launch from. You missed the part where the flattard claimed the engines were fake.

> calls you an idiot

I called you a moron, flattard. Because you are.

[ - ] I_am_baal 2 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 01:57:20 ago (+3/-1)

God, flattards are some of the stupidest fuckers alive. Their stupidity is really something to behold. They can't do math. They don't understand scale, geometry, or basic physics. They're up there with niggers in the "retarded biological weapons" category.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 5 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 02:18:38 ago (+5/-0)

From what I have seen it is people like you who don't understand math. But go ahead keep shilling.

No real believer in the scientific method gets Madd at flat earth people. They may point out bad science or their math is off or the experiment didn't work.

But they don't get emotionally mad like a little shill

[ - ] I_am_baal -1 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 02:27:07 ago (+2/-3)*

Pointing out stupidity = an emotional response? Sure. Anyways...

Since you've bought into one of the stupidest jewish psyops, I realize that you're not going to understand this, but I'm going to post it anyways. Here's some simple math that no flat earther will understand on how to work out the required observation height to observe a given distance on a spherical surface or the distance to the horizon from a given observation height.

First, let's define a right triangle. r^2 + d^2 = (h + r)^2 where r is the radius of the Earth and d is the distance in a straight line from ground level extending tangentially to the surface of the earth (or what a flat-tard may call level from that perspective). h is the height above the ground that connects to the d line, the height that we're observing from in this case. Visually, this is what it looks like:

https://files.catbox.moe/lrri6o.png

Let's say we have our observation height (h) and of course the radius of the earth (r), and we want to find d, the distance to the horizon. When we re-arrange the equation, we come up with this:

d = sqrt((radius of the earth in meters + 10000 meters)^2 - (radius of the earth in meters)^2) where the radius of the earth is (averaged out to) 6.371009×10^6 meters. That places the horizon at 357,100 meters at an observation height of 10,000 meters.

357,100 meters or 221.89 miles

Earth isn't a perfect sphere. So, accuracy will vary.

A lot of flat earth niggers like to claim that globe earth people think that the horizon drops by 8 inches per mile squared, math that I would expect from niggers if they could do anything resembling math. The observation deck would be have to be 881,260.88 inches or 22,384 meters high in order to be just at the horizon. It's 10,000 meters in reality.

For a visual representation, the nigger math would create a retarded parabola. Spheres don't look like this retarded parabola when viewed from the side.

Here's the retarded parabola for reference: https://files.catbox.moe/dqicp5.jpg

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 02:57:31 ago (+2/-0)

Pathologically insistent on coming to a particular conclusion, in spite of all evidence.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 2 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 01:48:38 ago (+3/-1)

Show me a model rocket that doesn't instantly reach maximum velocity upon launch.

[ - ] chrimony [op] 1 point 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 02:00:58 ago (+3/-2)

Show me a model rocket that doesn't instantly reach maximum velocity upon launch.

Any of them. You flattards have no understanding of basic physics. Nothing goes from zero to "maximum velocity" without acceleration. Example launch of rockets using sugar as fuel:

https://youtu.be/14kkIJidxZo?t=213

Does not "instantly" reach max velocity.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 15:39:05 ago (+1/-1)

A) Notice how the sugar rocket doesn't rise slowly like a helium balloon (unlike larger rockets)

B) using a sugar rocket for scale is also the incorrect use of the scientific method.

We should see the same results when we scale the experiment up or scale it down.

There is no large scale sugar fueled rocket you globetard.

[ - ] chrimony [op] -1 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 15:54:22 ago (+0/-1)

A) Notice how the sugar rocket doesn't rise slowly like a helium balloon (unlike larger rockets)

Notice how you asked for "a model rocket that doesn't instantly reach maximum velocity upon launch", and you were provided one. And you were also given the correct fact that NO rocket accelerates from zero to "max velocity" instantly. Rather than acknowledge this, you just move the goalposts. Typical flattard move.

B) using a sugar rocket for scale is also the incorrect use of the scientific method.

Lulz. I provided exactly what you asked for. Using a different rocket would give you different rates of acceleration, but the principle is the same. F = ma, retard.

We should see the same results when we scale the experiment up or scale it down.

You're too retarded to intuit what you should see. For example, if you add more mass to the sugar rocket, it would lift more slowly. There's also the issue of the fuel mass. The bigger the rocket, the more fuel you require, and more of the fuel is spent on lifting the unspent fuel. And as you burn fuel, the rocket gets lighter, so it will accelerate more.

There are rocket equations that real rocket engineers use to figure all this shit out. But you're a retarded monkey flattard, so all you can do is throw feces at the people who actually build things.

[ - ] heroinwinsagain 1 point 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 10:17:29 ago (+1/-0)

Trust the science fag

[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 12:10:39 ago (+0/-0)

Another, "It is balloon!" flattard. Lulz.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 15:41:27 ago (+0/-0)

And you are a retarded holocaust and covid believer.

Lulz.

[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 15:56:17 ago (+0/-0)

And you are a retarded holocaust and covid believer.

More strawmen from the flattard. I didn't take the vaxx because I used my brain and went by the available evidence. You didn't take the vaxx because you're too stupid to figure out truth from lies, so you just assume everything is a lie -- unless it fits you're preconceived world view. In other words, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 9 monthsAug 21, 2023 00:02:05 ago (+0/-0)

More strawmen from the flattard.

Says the guy who is openly claiming every flat earther to believe rockets are balloons. I never once claimed they were, I was merely questioning why fake rockets take so long to reach a reasonable speed compared to their scaled down model rockets.

You didn't take the vaxx because you're too stupid to figure out truth from lies, so you just assume everything is a lie

Yet another strawman from the hypocritical globe tard. Not everything is a lie but all of the "science" surrounding space is purely hypothetical math with a fuck load of propaganda included.

The evidence that the earth is level and non rotational has been with us for over 2000 years. It is called Euclid geometry and it is what we have used for thousands of years until the kikes recently invented spherical geometry which is all related to fake space bullshit.

Do some more research.

[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 21, 2023 00:27:26 ago (+0/-0)

Says the guy who is openly claiming every flat earther to believe rockets are balloons. I never once claimed they were, I was merely questioning why fake rockets take so long to reach a reasonable speed compared to their scaled down model rockets.

I never said "every" flattard believes they are balloons. Another strawman from the flattard. But even so, here you are, "merely questioning" like a flattard that believes they are balloons. Whereas normal people realize how ridiculous the proposition is.

And do you ever acknowledge the answers to your questions? No, of course not. You just make stupid replies that shows how retarded you are, and then it's on to the next flattard claim.

Yet another strawman from the hypocritical globe tard. Not everything is a lie but all of the "science" surrounding space is purely hypothetical math with a fuck load of propaganda included.

So, not a strawman. Whereas normal people know some things are true, and some are bullshit, you state it's all just "hypothetical math". Flattard monkey noises.

The evidence that the earth is level and non rotational has been with us for over 2000 years.

Flattard again demonstrates that no amount of evidence or refutations will change his mind, no matter how many times he has been proven wrong. First rule of flattardism.

It is called Euclid geometry and it is what we have used for thousands of years until the kikes recently invented spherical geometry which is all related to fake space bullshit. Do some more research.

Lulz. So fucking retarded. Did the ancients know what a sphere was, flattard? Why yes, they did! Euclid's Elements, Book XII:

https://www.claymath.org/library/historical/euclid/book12.html

[ - ] Panic 1 point 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 07:56:38 ago (+1/-0)

We MUST trust the global view or else! The Russians don't believe stupid shit like the firmament. They just went to the moon again. It's in the news. We all trust Russia, and that includes their moon program scientists!

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/20/world/luna-25-spacecraft-moon-collision-intl

[ - ] chrimony [op] 0 points 9 monthsAug 20, 2023 12:11:26 ago (+0/-0)

"It is balloon!"

Lulz.