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In his typical comically inept manner, Fettergrug hires a body double who not only doesn't look like him, but uses the old Groucho Marx disguise

submitted by big_fat_dangus to cringe 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 11:21:02 ago (+15/-1)     (revolver.news)

https://revolver.news/2023/08/big-problem-with-the-new-john-fetterman-he-looks-nothing-like-the-old-one/



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[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 11:49:18 ago (+4/-1)

That's the same guy with a little time between the two pics.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 12:58:01 ago (+3/-0)

🚨🚨 RETARD ALERT 🚨🚨

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 19:04:14 ago (+2/-0)

Nigger, that's the same fucking guy. He has the same weird ass deformity over his right eye and his forehead lines are virtually identical.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 11:53:31 ago (+0/-2)

No it isn't. Look at the ears.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 12:08:08 ago (+2/-0)

You can't judge the ears. Ones wearing glasses. You can see they have the same brow line and the same lines in the forehead. And, some sort of bump or whatever above the right eye.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 12:18:23 ago (+0/-2)

Congrats bro you just diagnosed yourself with face blindness.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 12:20:34 ago (+3/-0)

I can assure you I have that. These guys look different enough to me.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 19:06:01 ago (+1/-1)

Naw, you've just been Jedi mind fucked. They are CLEARLY the same dude.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 19:07:02 ago (+0/-1)

For someone with face blindness such as yourself, sure.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 19:14:06 ago (+1/-0)

You're gonna see what you wanna see. It's clearly the same guy.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 19:19:11 ago (+0/-2)

For someone with face blindness such as yourself, sure.

[ - ] MrDarkWater 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 19:19:04 ago (+2/-0)

Shows the difference in a shallow or deep lens.
The fisheye lens is closer and can't see all of his ears.

It's why portrait lenses are longer (zoomed in) lenses, like the photo on the right. Demonstration below

https://www.diyphotography.net/gif-explains-changing-focal-length-impacts-portrait/

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 15:11:22 ago (+3/-0)

The uneven brow and it's contours is the same in both pics.

Pic on the left was taken with a fish-eye lens, which is why the ears don't stick out as noticably as they do in the pic on the right.

The pic on the left is also more recent, and Fettergrug appears to have gained a bit of weight from when the pic on the right was taken.

It's the same guy photographed at different times, with different cameras, with different types of lenses, and in different lighting conditions.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 02:28:00 ago (+0/-0)

Do note that your nose and ears continue growing for life. So if there's a large amount of time between pics you might notice a change in size.

[ - ] I_am_baal 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 23, 2023 16:09:53 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like the same guy to me too.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 24, 2023 02:19:20 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, I just gotta say… It’s weird, but Fetterman is still Fetterman. Maybe it’s a weird hypnosis/identity therapy thing. If he’s convinced he’s smart, maybe he can talk good.