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CDC Announces Deadly New 'Electionyearicron' Covid Variant

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1.8 yearsAug 23, 2023 20:09:58 ago (+15/-0)     (babylonbee.com)

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-announces-deadly-new-electionyearicron-covid-variant/



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[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 24, 2023 03:52:17 ago (+0/-0)

I was at the clinic earlier licking the bathroom doorknobs. Bring it on. I’ll be the last man standing. I’ll be the last man standing and when I, the new Adam, run across the new eve. I’ll push her off a cliff.

[ - ] Deathstalker 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 23, 2023 23:29:10 ago (+0/-0)

I called the fires "Election year fires" on zuckbook and got a bunch of likes and kvetchers in the comments.

[ - ] Neral 0 points 1.8 yearsAug 23, 2023 20:45:10 ago (+0/-0)

Ah shit, everyone make sure to wear your "I voted" stickers to stay safe out there!