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I smoked a pork butt and I'm smoking another brisket

submitted by HeyJames to NutziHiveKickers 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 22:33:50 ago (+7/-3)     (NutziHiveKickers)

Going to have pulled pork and brisket for my meals this week...

Protein and animal fat is very important to maintain good health, especially testosterone production.

I did foil on the pulled pork and put butter and brown sugar on it before wrapping. Turned out very very nice.

@gowithit promised to make some good meat for her husband last week and I expect a report on that at some point in order to maintain her mod status here at the strategic and exclusive /v/NutziHiveKickers



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[ - ] Bufordxl 4 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 22:45:20 ago (+4/-0)

I hear they are hard to light?

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 22:50:57 ago (+2/-0)

Came here to see/say this.

How do you keep it lit?

Have an upvoat :)

[ - ] Bufordxl 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 00:01:08 ago (+1/-0)

An old 'shameful' joke.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 10:18:36 ago (+1/-0)

Niggers have the highest testosterone production. Eat more chitlins and fried chicken.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 10:39:26 ago (+2/-0)

Fried chicken is pretty damn good to be honest

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 10:15:45 ago (+1/-0)

What the fuck is Nutzi hive kicker supposed to mean anyway? Arent you the one that hates Uncle Addy and insists he’s a jew conspiracy? Is this a slight on the fuhrer and the reich?

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 10:39:04 ago (+2/-0)

Lol.

So joe_mccarthy started/ /v/NutziHiveKickers on old voat after kosherhivekicker relentlessly bullied him on /v/OccidentalEnclave. It didn't really work and he eventually gave up on it. I saw kosherhivekicker come back and after my failed coup of OccidentalEnclave a few weeks ago I decided to appropriate /v/NutziHiveKickers to fuck with them both a little.

The only attachment I have to this name is that I think it is hilarious and it's origin is equally funny. My opinions have nothing to do with the original purpose of the subverse on old voat.

I sent mod requests to anyone on this site who has made me laugh before just so people would realize it isn't serious. Guess that tactic only worked out part way.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 11:24:56 ago (+0/-0)

And you think Uncle Addy was working for the jews, right?

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 11:26:56 ago (+1/-0)

That is definitely not my opinion

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 11:48:40 ago (+0/-0)

So you are an admirer of Adolf Hitler? If you are than say so.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:00:38 ago (+2/-0)

@HeyJames, you don't have to answer that. There is no right answer, and Helena is just using bullying tactics to coerce an opinion out of you. I personally have had to deal with that before and I always told them to fuck off. For some reason, it's always about either Hitler or Nazis.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 17:21:12 ago (+0/-0)

Right. Its really a trick question.

Adolf Hitler was the greatest world leader in centuries and a true man of the people. I love Hitler is the right answer. Its a fucking shibboleth here. I know it, you know it, he knows it. He’s trying to hide that he hates Hitler andthe 3rd rieich and you are trying to help him conceal this fact for some reason. Is he ashamed of his opinion?

For some reason, it's always about either Hitler or Nazis.

Yeah it is. What have you got against them? Are you white?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 10:48:42 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 10:41:41 ago (+0/-0)

Here's more clarification as well

https://www.talk.lol/viewpost?postid=64e893321992f

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 00:15:29 ago (+1/-0)*

@postwallhelena

@dulcima

@cunt

@mcxviel (?)

@monica

Is asking someone to turn kitchen tricks the new togtfo?

Rip to @Joe_mccarthy btw because he seems to be "gone" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKNM2nSh2DI or is it too soon? Did he go the way of digger?






[ - ] HeyJames [op] 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 00:29:20 ago (+3/-0)

Hey now I'm just asking for a report. I'm not a woman-kitchen trafficker

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 00:43:38 ago (+3/-0)

I haven't bought pork in forever. I did make bacon even threw it on some pizza a few nights ago I have come a loong way since the first attempt.

I don't know how I feel about men in the kitchen. It makes me feel gyped and a little sad when you guys talk about cooking.

Men are the worlds leading chefs

ok fine but at home? The only time I ever saw a man cook growing up was when my grandma was sick and my grandpa would take over.

I still want to see what the women say about your "demands" though.🤣 And yes I know Monica is a man but he should have thought about that before he chose that name. I mean he's basically asking for it.

Where do you think Joe is? If he's not Kosher why the silence with the constant calling out? It's not like him to roll over like this.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 00:52:19 ago (+0/-0)

I enjoy cooking honestly. My wife didn't cook much when I met her. I changed that and she cooks a lot more and has gained confidence. However I still do most of the cooking. It's just something I like doing.

Yeah Joe has been acting very funny since kosherhivekicker came back. To be perfectly honest I messaged him before creating his subverse to see if he wanted a part in it to fuck with KHK a little. His reaction to the story chatGTP wrote about him was a little bit weird. Hopefully he doesn't elliot rodger. He is a trust fund baby who's bored with life and sexless like elliot so who knows

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 10:13:10 ago (+0/-0)

Men are the worlds leading chefs

What is a “leading chef”? The person who creates the best tasting food? Or the person that sucks up to some jew restaurant financier the most? High end restaurant chef is an aggressive field and getting to the top of it take alot more than being a talented chef. You have to be an aggressive psycho and you have to be good at performing anilingus on a jew, and we know that men dominate in both those skills for sure.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:03:18 ago (+1/-0)

That is why there are so few women leading chefs. They usually can't handle the pressure and lose control of their kitchen staff.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 13:06:07 ago (+2/-0)

Too funny. My dad changed the name of the restuarant they had to Grumpy's (whole new sign and everything it was crazy) because my mom had garnered a reputation of losing her shit in the kitchen.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 18:06:40 ago (+0/-0)

That’s kind of a chicken or the egg issue, isn’t it? Do men excel there because it’s a hostile environment? Or is it a hostile environment because there are men in it? All I know is almost all these celebrity chefs are abusive psychopaths but it doesn’t require being a psychopath to cook great food. You’re just observing what happens when men scramble for shekels. It doesnt have to do with cooking ability.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 18:23:42 ago (+0/-0)

I wasn't talking about just celebrity chefs. Working in any haute cuisine kitchen is inherently stressful. "Celebrity chefs" do what they do for reality television, and they're hardly representative. Besides, you're the one bringing labels and assumptions to the conversation. Aggressive is one thing, and yes, some chefs have to be aggressive to get their staffs to comply. There's no time to waste in preparing food, and there's no tolerance for mediocre quality.

I read the degenerate jew (((Anthony Bourdain)))'s first book in which he gives a glimpse into what it takes to work in a five-star restaurant. You move fast, you do it right the first time, and you don't take any shit from anyone, especially if you're in charge. The psychopaths you see are only on TV.

But you know the phrase: If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. I think too many women think it's going to be like working with Martha Stewart and are quickly brought to reality from that delusion.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 21:18:26 ago (+1/-0)

I wasn't talking about just celebrity chefs. Working in any haute cuisine kitchen is inherently stressful. "Celebrity chefs" do what they do for reality television,

Im not talking about only reality tv chefs. I mean any chef with a reputation in these trendy restaurants. They are almost invariably psychos. Everyone knows these guys are petulant aggressive assholes, the field is cut throat and industry success is fickle and based heavily on faddishness and flash.

Besides, you're the one bringing labels and assumptions to the conversation.

What are you talking about. Are you whining that I challenged your silly characterization?

I read the degenerate jew (((Anthony Bourdain)))'s first book in which he gives a glimpse into what it takes to work in a five-star restaurant.

The entire industry is jewed, like Hollywood or heroin. It’s completely degenerate to charge $400 a meal—their only clients are thieves such as jews. I’m not even sure it’s moral to eat at any restaurant but certainly not these ones, and if you aspire to be the top chef to theives, you’re a thief too. It’s a scam: another rent seeking behavior which produces nothing useful, just more pleasure-seeking decadence. So let’s stop hailing these guys for how hard they can suck a rich guy’s sick.

But you know the phrase: If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

You’re right. Women just dont hustle for jews as fast you men do.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 21:41:04 ago (+0/-0)

Woah, Helena, slow down. You're kind of going off the rails and bringing up stuff that no one was talking about. You're using a lot of language that we never part of our conversation, and you're broadening the discussion to include a wide spectrum of depravity I never intended to be part of this.

Let's bring this down, WAAAY down. The simple answer is that women generally can't manage a fully staffed kitchen. Period. I'm not talking about haute cuisine or anything like that. Even at moderately sized restaurants with a large kitchen staff, the people in charge are men, not women. There have been and are some exceptions, but the vast majority of chefs and lead cooks are and have been men.

So, breathe into a paper bag for a while, will ya?

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 22:58:37 ago (+1/-0)

I put marinated chicken thighs in an air fryer came back 10 minutes later flipped em came back 10 minutes later they were done

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 00:46:41 ago (+1/-0)

Air fryer/gay
Chicken/gay.
Sorry bro. Gotta call it🤣🤣

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 01:19:54 ago (+1/-0)

Chicken is food. What's gay is using emojis and trying to sexualize food and cooking. Get a life fat loser.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 11:49:25 ago (+0/-0)

Come on faggot, what’s with all these men eating chicken? Men eat beef, fish, lamb, pork, etc. chicken is for poor people and women.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 15:38:08 ago (+1/-0)

My manliness is defined by my testicles and penis and dna not by the flesh I turn to calories.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 18:38:04 ago (+0/-0)

Ok, goat.
billy goat
Ukrainian, Belorussian, Czech, Slovenian, and Jewish (eastern Ashkenazic) : from Slavic kozel 'buck', 'billy goat', hence a nickname for someone thought to resemble a buck or a goat, or else a metonymic occupational name for a goatherd.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 19:29:20 ago (+1/-0)

wow you figured out my name is goat on a website where the mascot is a goat congratulations retard

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 19:53:33 ago (+0/-0)

I especially like the jewish reference. ⚡️✡️⚡️

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 19:59:49 ago (+0/-0)

I still like you though. No, seriously, I’m just fucking with you. ⚡️⚡️

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 23:51:21 ago (+1/-0)

fuck you nigger

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 28, 2023 22:33:29 ago (+0/-0)

Tell you what, if you suck me, then we'll both get off!

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 26, 2023 23:15:16 ago (+0/-0)

Nice I have done that as well turns out good

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 01:20:51 ago (+0/-0)

I like the part where it takes 2 minutes of my time to make a fresh hot meal and that chicken thighs are $1.30/lb.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 01:36:25 ago (+0/-0)

I don't get off on eating cheaply. I try to buy quality food and enjoy it. That being said, marinated chicken thighs in the air fryer are good regardless of cost

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 01:41:19 ago (+1/-0)

I'm getting gainz right now and with the amount of chicken I'm eating my spending on beef equivalent would equal the GDP of a 3rd world country.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 01:47:24 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. Chicken is good cheap protein. I've made a lot of good gains with chicken. Just been feeling beef more lately

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 27, 2023 00:06:42 ago (+0/-0)

Get back to me when you smoke a bowl