They look like they could all use a "helicopter ride".
Opens door: "Okay, 12,000ft. AGL, time for all yall to get out."
"Are we gonna land?"
"Land? Sure. I checked the prevailing gravity conditions when I filed the flight plan, and I can say that you are most definitely going to land, no problem."
"Just not in the bird. See that down there? That's Pyramid Lake, so you'll be making a water landing. Remember jumping off the high dive when you were kid? Same thing. Don't worry, you'll be fine. "
If they were smart they would have had tire chains and square blocks to get them out of mud. Like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSRxhvufvmw All cars should keep those, flares, space blankets, small ponchos, high caloric long shelf life pantry food (peanut butter, trail mix bars, etc.), flashlights, batteries for flashlights, fire starter, first aid kit with bone splinting equipment, etc.
[ + ] ItsOk2bArian
[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 8 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 10:41:57 ago (+8/-0)
[ + ] mxcviel
[ - ] mxcviel [op] 6 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 10:51:48 ago (+6/-0)
https://files.catbox.moe/16wu7v.mp4
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2023 14:05:33 ago (+1/-0)*
Opens door: "Okay, 12,000ft. AGL, time for all yall to get out."
"Are we gonna land?"
"Land? Sure. I checked the prevailing gravity conditions when I filed the flight plan, and I can say that you are most definitely going to land, no problem."
"Just not in the bird. See that down there? That's Pyramid Lake, so you'll be making a water landing. Remember jumping off the high dive when you were kid? Same thing. Don't worry, you'll be fine. "
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 11:26:29 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] deleted
[ - ] deleted 5 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 13:44:00 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] Thyhorrorcosmic103
[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 17:18:34 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 21:50:50 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 10:49:18 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] KyleIsThisTall
[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2023 14:36:10 ago (+1/-0)*
[ + ] Hand_Of_Node
[ - ] Hand_Of_Node 5 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 15:27:50 ago (+5/-0)
"All fun & games until that alkaline rich mud sucks the moisture right out of the skin."
[ + ] ModernGuilt
[ - ] ModernGuilt 5 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 12:53:36 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] SumerBreeze
[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 20:07:36 ago (+0/-0)
Just another cohencidence.
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 21:50:27 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] ruck_feddit
[ - ] ruck_feddit 5 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 12:17:27 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 21:51:46 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Smedleys_Butler
[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 4 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 12:16:35 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Scyber
[ - ] Scyber 1 point 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 15:24:59 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Smedleys_Butler
[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 9 monthsSep 4, 2023 13:21:44 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] NoRefunds
[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 14:40:16 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] KyleIsThisTall
[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 9 monthsSep 4, 2023 14:30:16 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] herbert_west
[ - ] herbert_west 3 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 12:42:44 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Puller_of_Noses
[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 12:36:10 ago (+3/-0)
-unpopular opinion-
[ + ] AntiPostmodernist
[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 2 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 20:37:21 ago (+2/-0)
-Dry off with towels.
-Try to make the place as livable as possible because you will be there for awhile.
[ + ] MoronSaint
[ - ] MoronSaint 2 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 17:37:52 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 19:40:49 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] dulcima
[ - ] dulcima 2 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 12:35:46 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] bonghits4jeebus
[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 12:57:29 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Clubberlang
[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 21:53:28 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 1 point 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 16:24:31 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ]deleted
[ - ] deleted -1 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 12:10:16 ago (+2/-3)
[ + ] AryanPrime
[ - ] AryanPrime 6 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 12:34:20 ago (+6/-0)
another typical inferior kike, you covet Whiteness and yet you will never be White so you try to destroy the object of your obsession
it's so fucking sad when faggots like you have such weak spines you are bothered by the fact Whites are better then you lmfao
[ + ] Pasty
[ - ] Pasty 1 point 9 monthsSep 3, 2023 18:22:47 ago (+1/-0)