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Pay attention to MMEEEEEEEEEE!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to clusterBbitches 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 12:17:28 ago (+44/-4)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 01:59:43 ago (+0/-0)

I hate w*men so much it's unreal.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 20:53:51 ago (+0/-0)

I like it.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 20:49:30 ago (+0/-0)

Tie me to a missile and fire it at Tel Aviv. I am ready.

[ - ] Name 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 03:52:52 ago (+0/-0)

When you’re not yet out of options, it is still the best option.

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 20:32:15 ago (+0/-0)

Did she pose for the carving, just asking for a friend?

[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 14:57:18 ago (+2/-0)

Eh, im dead. Im sure Ill be cremated. If I'm lucky, my ashes will be spread across the Sierra.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 15:05:46 ago (+2/-0)

Not me. I want to take up space when I’m dead. Besides, cremation is for typhus vacation camp jews and boomers.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 13:22:42 ago (+5/-0)

Holy shit, a woman who actually loves her husband. They do still exist!

[ - ] Crackinjokes 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 13:12:46 ago (+5/-1)

How drunk would a teenager have to be to try to f*** that in the graveyard?

[ - ] allAheadFull 3 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 13:20:43 ago (+3/-0)

What color teen we talkin' about?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 15:03:35 ago (+2/-0)

Teen means only one color.

[ - ] MoronSaint 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 17:21:02 ago (+0/-0)

Got skin in the game?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 16 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 12:41:07 ago (+16/-0)

Idk that's kinda wholesome man

[ - ] Spaceman84 -1 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 20:47:40 ago (+2/-3)

Go back to poal

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 06:10:33 ago (+0/-0)

No U

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 13:20:39 ago (+0/-0)

I'm still there

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 15:53:01 ago (+0/-0)

Stay there faggot retard

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 19:50:56 ago (+0/-0)

I have diplomatic immunity

[ - ] LookFat -1 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 04:41:22 ago (+0/-1)

This is poal.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 15:53:22 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve noticed the incursion of retards

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 11 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 12:36:02 ago (+11/-0)

Most of us will end up with a bronze marker flat to the ground because it’s faster for the Mexicans to mow. Real traditional markers like tombs and gravestones are being priced high as fuck to discourage the purchase. That’s one of the coolest grave markers I’ve ever seen, and it will last for thousands of years. Only a faggot wouldn’t want a marker like that.

[ - ] deleted 5 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 12:39:40 ago (+6/-1)

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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 6 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 12:49:37 ago (+6/-0)

The roots of the apple tree will swarm to your corpse for its fertilizing benefits. You will end up as many apples. You will be canned and made into pies by your loved ones, then digested and excreted into the sewer system. I like the tree idea, but maybe pick one that the living won’t eat from. Like a nice Japanese maple.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 7 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 13:05:11 ago (+7/-0)

Seems you don't fully appreciate his plans for eternal life.

[ - ] MoronSaint 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 16:54:03 ago (+1/-0)

Ending up in the sewer system? That's beautiful.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 17:22:20 ago (+1/-0)

99%+ of your body has already ended up in a sewer system.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 17:35:18 ago (+0/-0)

Give your ashes to me in your will. You will never make to to the sewer. Not until the Sun runs out of energy and consumes the Earth. I can at least provide the guarantee that you won’t be in the sewer for 2.5 billion years.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 16:58:42 ago (+0/-0)

You become a product to process of some of the lowest tier, dumbest employees the federal government. Put me on a mountain top. The sewer drones will never make it up there.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 16:53:38 ago (+0/-0)

We’ve all been everything. We were all parts of stars at some point, probably many times. You’ve been a comet. You’ve been a plant on an alien world, you’ve been an animal on another. But the fastest way to pass thru the filthy asshole of another human being, is to be buried under a tree that humans eat from. I don’t think that was Gods master plan.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 13:58:33 ago (+2/-1)

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[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 4 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 19:33:06 ago (+4/-0)

Most people with nice grave markers commissioned them before they die, and there are still lots of cemeteries specializing in nice markers. Some cemeteries are really beautiful, and in their effort to retain that beauty they work with stonecarvers to make it reasonably affordable.
If you leave the all the burial costs to your survivors then you kinda deserve a shitty flat marker.

[ - ] MoronSaint 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 16:53:01 ago (+1/-0)

Who cares?

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 16:59:55 ago (+1/-1)*

Perhaps it is time for you to begin exploring suicide options. I can help you. For the meager fee of the cost to travel from Texas to your location, I will surprise you in the shower and whip your naked ass to death with a USB cord. No one can beat my price. Your atoms will be free

[ - ] MoronSaint 1 point 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 17:15:25 ago (+1/-0)*

Wow. Really got under your skin with that one huh? I wasn't trying to. But seriously. Who cares. Your legacy lives for MAYBE 15 to 20 years if you're really special. Who cares dude? Just reign in your rage issues. Faggot. I love how you had to make sure you mentioned I'm naked when you kill me (and probably cum). I'm sorry you're gay but don't blame me. Holy fucking butt-sex Pears!

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 17:21:13 ago (+1/-1)*

I’m part of a cultural dynasty. You will be forgotten. I didn’t say what I said to be mean. I took your response to be a sign of hopelessness. I was trying to help you. If I’m going to whip you to death with a flimsy USB cord, you have to be naked. That’s my basement bottom price. I also offer strangling services but I got the sense that you couldn’t afford that. I think we can be friends

[ - ] MoronSaint 2 points 1.7 yearsSep 3, 2023 17:38:43 ago (+2/-0)

LOL. No you're not.