I just discovered my wife's secret Tinder profile, and I am so sick of her lies!! - Upgoat

I just discovered my wife's secret Tinder profile, and I am so sick of her lies!!
submitted by Bonanza to Jokes 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 20:31:04 ago (+36/-2) (Jokes)

She is NOT "fun to be around"!!

[ - ] Peppercave 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 22:55:14 ago (+4/-0)

…so are you going to share it?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 21:32:04 ago (+1/-0)

Hilarious

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 21:40:18 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks!

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 21:17:24 ago (+2/-0)

She just sits and scrolls on her phone

[ - ] Thisismyaccount 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 20:42:03 ago (+2/-0)

When she sits around on the couch, she sits "around" the couch.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 20:37:22 ago (+2/-0)

And she’s definitely not curvy, she’s fat!

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 20:43:19 ago (+1/-1)

When she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 21:33:15 ago (+2/-0)

Deyt hoe so fat it takes a bus taxi and train to get awnat biches good side!

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 20:36:12 ago (+6/-0)

Perhaps she meant to said that it is fun for her to be round.

Fat cunt.

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 20:41:58 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah.. maybe I did misread that!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 9 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 20:34:37 ago (+9/-0)

She also lied when she said she’s ‘used to big dicks’!🤣🤣

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 20:36:00 ago (+2/-0)

Nah that was truth, his name is Richard and he likes McDonald's!

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 20:44:27 ago (+3/-0)

More of a Burger King man, if the truth be told. ;)

[ - ] Bonanza [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 14, 2023 20:46:43 ago (+1/-1)

She always did call me "a big dick," so at least she wasn't lying about that one! :D