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sex in 2030

submitted by boekanier to funny 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 08:14:56 ago (+49/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ModernGuilt 13 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 10:49:21 ago (+13/-0)

Cope. Women can always get a live dick to fuck them. This will all get shut down when women realize it's men who want a synth woman instead of a hand grenade

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 11:03:12 ago (+1/-0)

You don't pay hookers for the sex. You pay them to stfu and leave right after.

Fembots will just make this a one time payment. (unless you're buying on a rent-to-own plan with monthly payments)

[ - ] HelenHighwater 11 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 09:44:52 ago (+11/-0)

That robot is thinking "Okay, I will cuddle my companion for 297 more seconds, then I am going to go grab a beer and totally frag some faggots in MW12"

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 09:58:58 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] CHIRO 7 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 09:33:42 ago (+8/-1)*

I can design it to look and sound like Dolly Parton, then program it to say (sing?) that it's my sister.

To the tune of Jolene:
"Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck meeeeeee."

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 14:18:10 ago (+2/-0)

Is this a reference or do you want to have sex with your sister?

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 15:19:26 ago (+3/-0)

It isn't a reference. It's a joke.

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 15:49:52 ago (+2/-0)

Okay...

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 15:54:31 ago (+3/-0)

Haha, you're the guy who ruins self-deprecating jokes, aren't you?

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 16:17:57 ago (+2/-0)

Yes. Don't self-deprecate, that's what jews want you to do.

[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 21:11:55 ago (+4/-0)

I get it, but at the same time: relax. I made a joke about a Dolly Parton sex robot that pretends it is my sister, on a forum full of niggerfaggots I have been joking around with for years. I'm not exactly kneeling in front of BLM here.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 22:48:34 ago (+3/-0)

Context clues and critical thinking were taken out of schools.

Now you understand what you're dealing with.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 00:19:00 ago (+1/-0)

I hope you don’t have a sister

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 00:46:19 ago (+2/-0)

Nope. I have only brothers. I imagine that if I had a sister, I would not have been able to make the joke.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 11:01:32 ago (+1/-0)

Figures, and phew

[ - ] Inward 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 07:10:45 ago (+0/-0)

But why your sister? That's just bizarre. And no, picking your mother would have been no better.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 08:58:21 ago (+1/-0)

That's just bizarre.

That's the point.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 19:59:56 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 18:54:05 ago (+1/-0)

I thought you were just an otaku who likes siscon anime

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 6 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 10:07:54 ago (+6/-0)

Coal burning robot

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 10:55:37 ago (+2/-0)

Whats the robot version of AIDS?

[ - ] Fascinus 11 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 12:27:19 ago (+11/-0)

Microsoft Windows?

[ - ] Inward 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 14:18:23 ago (+4/-0)

Well done.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 15:18:41 ago (+2/-0)

Bonzai Buddy

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 15:18:21 ago (+2/-0)

That looks like an Asian woman with a boob job. I'll give you that the robot is white, though.

[ - ] Inward 4 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 14:16:09 ago (+4/-0)

Interesting, they made the robot white and the girl brown.

[ - ] Feelsgood 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 12:12:30 ago (+3/-0)

If you found the most beautiful woman in the world you would also find a guy that is tired of fucking her.

/Marriage is for life. Plan accordingly

[ - ] Inward 2 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 14:21:06 ago (+2/-0)

The address doesn't exist.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 08:16:11 ago (+4/-3)

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[ - ] Ex_hack 3 points 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 09:01:56 ago (+5/-2)

You shouldn't be correcting anyone's grammar faggot, you have a nigger's grasp of the English language.

[ - ] SithEmpire 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 13:47:44 ago (+2/-1)

That wasn't a correction, it was pointing out that the author should speak for oneself and not also for the reader.

[ - ] Ex_hack 1 point 1.8 yearsSep 15, 2023 13:52:35 ago (+1/-0)

Point taken

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1.8 yearsSep 16, 2023 03:56:48 ago (+0/-0)

Chicks already have sex with robots.

What the hell do you think a vibrator is?