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how to get rid of skinny fat. I don't want to look like a soyboy

submitted by anon to askanon 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 08:24:52 ago (+3/-0)     (askanon)



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[ - ] anon 3403443 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 08:51:16 ago (+5/-0)

You need to hit the gym and eat protein. The "newbie gains" will both burn fat and gain muscle

[ - ] anon 6846895 [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 09:27:40 ago (+0/-0)

I guess calisthenics won't cut it then

[ - ] anon 3403443 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 09:37:58 ago (+2/-0)

It will in the beginning

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 12:24:47 ago (+1/-0)

how many pushups/pullups can you do?

if any answer is below 5, then you need weights to get to a safe and effective rep-range of 8 to 30.

[ - ] anon 6846895 [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 12:39:55 ago (+0/-0)

Woooof. I'm gonna need the Weights... I hope I can find a cheap pair because the gyms here are awful

[ - ] anon 4010363 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 12:52:01 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] anon 2150490 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 14:48:19 ago (+1/-0)

More than most give credit.
Master your body weight before moving to weights.
You can't move you then weights are a waste of time.

[ - ] anon 2448115 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 11:01:46 ago (+0/-0)

Only if you wear a purple leotard

[ - ] anon 3084248 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 11:22:55 ago (+2/-0)

Cut out dessert and try not to eat before bed

[ - ] anon 4241679 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 10:00:38 ago (+2/-0)

I ate nothing but egg white shakes for breakfast and lunch, and fish for dinner. Gave up beer. For the daily workout, I cut down large dead trees on my property. Diced them up, split it, hauled 100’s of tons of wood on a sled. I saw great results in just 6 weeks. Got the egg whites from egg white international.

It was the best shape I had ever been in. I was 40. I vowed to maintain it. That was ten years ago and I look like shit again. Don’t throw your old cloths away.

[ - ] anon 1073693 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 08:58:37 ago (+2/-0)

You have a number of options.

Lift bro
HIIT
Cardio

These will all add muscle tone, depending on the type you want. If you’re a skinny fat then you probably need to look at your diet. You’re probably consuming way to much sugar and have high insulin resistance. High insulin resistance actually causes your body to breakdown muscle. Cut carbs, eat meat and veg.

INBF I don’t consume much sugar.

You’re a skinny fat, you do.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 09:14:50 ago (+2/-1)

You’re a skinny fat, you do.

They truthfully may actually not be consuming much sugar at all if the majority of the carbohydrates they are consuming are fiber and starches.

Excess carbohydrates are converted into sugars to be used in your body, and those excess sugars are what get converted into fat to be stored in the body.

Which is where everything else you said about the insulin resistance comes in. (yes I know you already said 'cut carbs', but the why is what I'm explaining, because of the last line, declaring that he does eat too much sugar, because he might not.

[ - ] anon 1073693 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 09:22:06 ago (+2/-0)

I don’t disagree, you have a valid point about carbs. However, 90% of the population consume too much sugar. There’s tons of stealth sugar in everything. Goy slop is packed with corn syrup. Realistically OP is consuming both too many carbs and too many sugars.

[ - ] Love240 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 09:24:18 ago (+2/-0)

You are right that both are probably likely, especially if they haven't already made that effort to get sugar (HFCS' specifically) out of their consumed foods.

[ - ] anon 6846895 [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 09:29:22 ago (+0/-0)

I was but I really cut back the past few months

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 10:04:39 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, it's gonna take time on that corrected diet, and exercise cannot be skipped if you really want to get in shape.

[ - ] anon 9681577 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 08:25:57 ago (+2/-0)

Increase the amount of calories burned and or reduce the amount consumed. I hear meth also works

[ - ] anon 6846895 [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 08:28:53 ago (+1/-0)

Back to intermittent fasting it is then

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 09:22:25 ago (+1/-0)

If it keeps you from eating as much, then yes, it works.

But really all it is, is this:

Calories in, calories out.

It's that simple.

In February I weighed 181. Had a sort of muscley skinny but a bit of chub look going. Not quite what I'd call skinnyfat.

Now, or really as of about two weeks ago, I weigh(ed) 162. With winter coming in, I'm actually eating more and getting off the cut which was really a big experiment for me. So, now, I'm eating more and generally sit around the 165-168 mark.

You want muscle as fast as possible? Train a lot. I made a post awhile ago talking about Mike Mentzer and his high intensity training ideas, but personally I've found that they just don't work for me. The past, oh, three months I've been following it and it just does not work for me.

I'm jumping into the opposite for the next, say, 4 months. Volume training. Five to six days a week.

Even at this first week, I'm tired but I feel pretty good. Way I see it, just listen to your body and if you feel truly recovered, get in there and move heavy things for 30 minutes to an hour.

My point behind talking about all this exercise business is that if you weight train while cutting, you will retain muscle and, should you ever eat over maintenance calories, that extra will go toward building muscle rather than fat.

So, have fun. Eat like a pig if you want, just watch your calories and get enough protein. 1g per pound of bodyweight. It's fine to have less, sure, but that's the ideal. Have fun.

[ - ] anon 1689410 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 14:35:51 ago (+1/-0)*

Intermittent fasting, but you have to know the real fat starts to burn only after 16 hours of fasting! if you not fast that long, nothing is done, you'd just feel tired and hungry.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kOUCrNRd0dk
Also lots of aerobic exercise, like swimming, running, bike, even walking. Nicest muscles for men come with house work, painting the walls etc, or exercises which mimic that.
When I didn't have time for gym, I figured you can do aerobic in lots of small packages during whole day, like you'd be spending money: a bit here, a bit there, and is gone :D That works like magic and even better than daily half an hour or hour of exercise, hit the stairs where you can, all sorts of otherwise not necessary movements normally you would not do... on the end of the day that sums up.

oh one more thing: just avoid any processed food and protein drinks or similar artificial cockroach garbage, eggs, meat, fish and beans have enough proteins you need.

[ - ] anon 6846895 [op] 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 08:29:05 ago (+0/-0)

What about dairy and milk

[ - ] anon 1689410 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 16:18:17 ago (+0/-0)

you should consider that as good food, but I cheat a bit on milk and put it in my coffee, and seems okay.

[ - ] anon 9118930 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 12:29:36 ago (+1/-0)

Eat less, plain and simple.
Do some weight training to bump up resting metabolism.

Now I need to follow my own advice.

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 12:19:47 ago (+1/-0)

Stan Efferding is the most well spoken and educated guy to talk about this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuQoGHEA5Cw

He is the only Person on the Planet who has ever in the same year won a Powerlifting World Championship AND a Bodybuilding World Championship.

Only downside is he uses Drugs. But believe me, you dont want to be as Huge as him.

He is a professional working with all kinds of people. You can even get him, or someone educated by him as a personal trainer, for little money, via online courses and stuff.

But basically it comes down to: find a workout routine thats fun. Find heatlhy food that you like. Sleep well.

yes, its that easy.

listen to the man. he appears in many shows. just listening to him makes you want to be a better person.

[ - ] anon 7307153 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 09:17:05 ago (+1/-0)

Eat a fuckload of protein and do HIIT while listening to Basil Poledouris Conan soundtrack. Every day.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 11:31:10 ago (+0/-0)

hard dry fast

just stop eating

like this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6s-n6AxeJI

[ - ] anon 3586382 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 10:13:14 ago (+0/-0)

Stop using tampons and massengil.

[ - ] anon 9420753 -1 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 08:42:36 ago (+0/-1)

Lift weights but lift the most you can for 2-3 reps. It's a high injury risk but you will get big fast.

[ - ] anon 1073693 5 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 09:03:30 ago (+5/-0)

This is not good advice for a noob skinny fat. OP should concentrate on form and technique with high quality reps to establish a good base first. Whilst this kind of training can be beneficial for advanced trainers, its fucking dumb advice for beginners.

[ - ] anon 9420753 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 22, 2023 16:21:42 ago (+0/-0)

So what did I say was wrong. Yeah you'll get a big fast but there's a good chance you're going to get hurt doing it? Sorry for giving OP all the options he asked for Jack LaLane