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You know how in sports balls after a big score they throw the ball into the crowd?

submitted by Peleg to funny 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 13:11:32 ago (+23/-0)     (funny)

For some reason that's not allowed in bowling.

I know that now.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 13:14:56 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe try bouncing the ball off your head like one of those soccer fags!

[ - ] Peleg [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 13:40:22 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, No. Been there, would not recommend.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 22:46:07 ago (+2/-0)

Apparently you score more goals if you just fall to the ground and roll around and act like a jew crying out in pain.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 22:57:43 ago (+1/-0)

What's the hardest part about being a soccer player?

Having to tell your parents that you're a faggot.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 23:21:36 ago (+0/-0)

Ah, what we used to call the 'Italian gambit'!

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 13:21:26 ago (+2/-0)

Haha that was pretty good! Didn't see that coming.

[ - ] Peleg [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 13:37:41 ago (+1/-0)

Imagine how surprised I was!

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 29, 2023 19:49:09 ago (+0/-0)

The things you learn every daY!

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 16:33:00 ago (+2/-0)

Fencing either, apparently.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 22:44:24 ago (+1/-0)

I tried to start the wave at a jewish funeral.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 22:58:32 ago (+1/-0)*

And?

(btw, the maddest bunch of people I think I ever saw was the crowd of faces when one of my alcoholic uncles cracked open a can of beer at my great aunt Betsy's Presbyterian funeral. It just happened to be during a pause in the minister speaking, and the unmistakable sound of PSSSSH! came from the back pew. And it was like a movie. Everything stopped. And every head in the church rotated like tank turrets torward my uncle. If eyes had been machineguns that day, the janitor would have been sponging his remains off the back wall that evening.)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 28, 2023 23:24:25 ago (+0/-0)

I would have said "it's holy water" with a what's your problem look and took a sip.