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Reminder to our schizos: Turn off your phones before 2pm EST today!

submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 11:35:36 ago (+1/-1)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

5G nanobots gone git ya


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[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 11:46:16 ago (+4/-0)

It's pretty funny that the tards think the government would give you fair warning before doing something harmful to you

The real conspiracy here is they have the ability to remotely hijack your phone in the first place, but everyone seems perfectly fine and accepted this

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 12:00:49 ago (+3/-1)

The real conspiracy here is they have the ability to remotely hijack your phone in the first place, but everyone seems perfectly fine and accepted this

Normies do not give a single fuck. Even when you explain this to them, you'll get a "whoa, that's crazy bro" response at best.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 12:06:14 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yeah. But they'll rant about 5g death waves. Pathetic really

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 12:02:48 ago (+0/-0)

I thought it was 2.20p e

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 12:29:56 ago (+0/-1)

Always tell pple to do something AT LEAST 15 mins before you actually need them to. N00b.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 4, 2023 16:28:15 ago (+1/-0)

OH GAWD MY BALLS ARE MELTING