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You die, where are you going?

submitted by oyveyo to whatever 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 09:38:36 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] happytoes 5 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 12:06:03 ago (+5/-0)

I recently got my bus pass. When I used it, the electronic reader reported the expiry date: EXPIRES - NEVER

That is troubling. I expected "expires: death", but it looks like my afterlife is going to be an eternal bus ride.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 14:09:00 ago (+2/-0)

Holy hell, that is nightmarish!!

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 15:31:36 ago (+0/-0)

Ah, so you're the Jack from The Great Divorce?

[ - ] UncleDoug 5 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 09:57:43 ago (+5/-0)

Hopefully not the same place as conspirologist

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 10:46:31 ago (+2/-0)

He'll get sent somewhere where everyone is left-handed.

[ - ] Portmanure 5 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 09:55:35 ago (+5/-0)

Home. Back to god. I hope I learned on this life’s journey. I made mistakes, I did good things, I’m satisfied with my life. I’m looking forward to the return. I’m sure I’ll be doing life again, I still have a lot to learn.

[ - ] kammmmak 6 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 10:54:24 ago (+6/-0)

Maybe Postmanure next time.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 10:56:52 ago (+2/-0)

I’ll think of a better screen name next time

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 15:19:00 ago (+4/-0)

You forgot "become a democrat voter"

[ - ] Stonkmar 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 11:53:56 ago (+4/-0)

If there's something after death, you won't be disappointed.
If there's nothing after death, you won't be disappointed.

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 12:42:47 ago (+4/-0)

If there's something after death, you won't be disappointed.

Not if it's hell or archons

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 12:55:59 ago (+1/-0)

The thing about eternal torture is that after a while you'd just get used to it and it would stop being torture. It's kinda a bad business model. Torture only works in the real world because pain and discomfort is your body's way of trying to motivate you to not die.
If you are sent to hell and can't die then the pain and discomfort will become irrelevant. Especially if it's never ending.
Talk to any old person, they'll tell you that their joints hurt every day or whatever but they just got used to it after a while.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 14:09:28 ago (+1/-0)

Son, I am disappoint.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 4 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 10:36:44 ago (+4/-0)

Didneyworl

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 20:35:15 ago (+2/-0)

Idk. It isn't up to me, so, I don't worry about it.

[ - ] oyveyo [op] 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 21:29:44 ago (+1/-0)

I like this answer

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 16:21:10 ago (+3/-1)

Nowhere. When you die you're dead. Any other answer is cope.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 12:05:03 ago (+2/-0)

I will awaken at the table with Thor.

But I do suspect that jew aliens live in the Moon and capture our souls and feed off our emotions.

[ - ] Feelslikeclownworld 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 10:28:51 ago (+2/-0)

2 major possibilities I see.

1. When I die, whatever is considered my "conscience" will transcend our dimension into another plane. Like a electrical wire passing its charge from one end to the other.

What happens on the other end I cannot say.

Maybe it gets blended up with other "consciences", maybe it feels something akin to eternal bliss/pain, maybe it gets pulled back after getting reset by staying in the equivalent of a ethereal sea for a long enough period of time that it is effectively washed of all my memories.

2. With my last breath, the spark of life that is within me goes out. Never to flicker again. My conscienceness slowly fades to black and I am engulfed in unending darkness and void. Unable to think, unable to move and unable to effect any changes in our observable reality.

As crazy as option 1 sounds, I hope it is the case. Because option 2 seems worse to me when compared to any hell that any religion describes. Sadly though, I think the likelihood is going to be that option 2 is going to happen.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 10:45:07 ago (+3/-0)

Option 1 is likely how souls work, while option 2 is what happens to your meat suit.

I'm starting to believe both are true...reincarnation may not be that farfetched.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 10:51:46 ago (+2/-0)

I think option one is the case, but I don't think it's going to be that easy, haha. Dualism has really fucked up people's religious beliefs. There is just one reality. God is all that there is. The alignment of your will to God's (simply, having a mind like God's) is what determines heaven or hell; we should treat these labels nominally. Many ancient traditions see getting to heaven so-called as a tremendous challenge, which is why the wheel of reincarnation continues. The Seraphim, for example, are depicted in ancient chariot literature as being very close to God and also being on fire, like literal flames in the intense radiance of the presence of God. For anybody with a semblance of egoic desire (or pick your pet phrase for this), it will be a searing pain: closeness to God will be intolerable. So you'll find your place where you can handle it, a matching between your ego and the opportunities for experience available. Making the ascent to God doesn't happen in a lifetime, for most. You've got to wrestle with the angels first and have everything unsuitable for the beatific vision burned away from you. Deification is a bitch.

"We're off to the Witch. We may never never ever come home."

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 09:49:19 ago (+2/-0)

Hel, not Hell. It's where most go. Although Valhalla would be nice I don't find myself in too many physical battles.

But you never know. Everyone has their death day.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 18:20:59 ago (+1/-0)

'The afterlife' is death.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 16:11:02 ago (+1/-0)

My bed and it's two minutes before my alarm is set to go off and I got very little sleep again.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 11:43:28 ago (+1/-0)

Depends. If I do a good enough job fighting the jews on the way out, Valhalla. If not, the path of the ancestors where my semi-conscious spirit will merge with the spirits of our ancestors to watch over our people.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 10:27:55 ago (+1/-0)

#7. Philadelphia

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 11:14:19 ago (+3/-0)

That is already on the list as option two.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 13:26:06 ago (+2/-0)

You clearly have never been to Philly. Hell is a walk in the park in comparison.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 09:43:19 ago (+1/-0)

Home.

[ - ] serfer 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 19:22:37 ago (+0/-0)

I’ve been described as an “old soul,” so hope another lap starting lvl 1.

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 15:45:35 ago (+0/-0)

No Purgatory. No vote.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 11:29:59 ago (+0/-0)

Leaving the material realm

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 10:23:17 ago (+0/-0)

Africa to join Morrison, Hitler, and Elvis.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 0 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 10:10:09 ago (+1/-1)

As form (life) within flow (inception towards death) it goes flow to form (inception); form withing flow (life) and form to flow (death) aka transmutation of ingredient out of base.

In short...back to base.

[ - ] boekanier -1 points 1.7 yearsOct 5, 2023 11:00:11 ago (+0/-1)

nowhere wins, the majority is always right