Was this soyjack stabbing real or fake and gay? - Upgoat

Was this soyjack stabbing real or fake and gay?
submitted by dingbat to WTF 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:23:57 ago (+3/-1) (WTF)

Ok, niggerfaggots, so let’s get this straight…this nigger suspect in the soyjack stabbing went from this…..
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/o2l2yal9.jpeg

To this…..in less than 72 hours?
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/xz3h3mcp.png

A niggers hair doesn’t go from Soul Glow to nappy, old (much longer) dreads in that amount of time. I smell shit.

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[ - ] lord_nougat 12 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:31:47 ago (+12/-0)

Indeed.

Better kill all niggers, just to be sure.

[ + ] I_am_baal

[ - ] I_am_baal 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:35:02 ago (+5/-0)

And the jews that brought them here too of course, just in case they try to do it again.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:36:30 ago (+5/-0)

Gotta cover all the bases.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:35:16 ago (+3/-0)

That just made me lol, Lord 🤣 Sounds like a good solution.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:57:38 ago (+5/-0)

I'm a problem solver!

[ - ] NeedleStack 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:36:33 ago (+5/-0)

He got "his hair did" in the meantime.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:41:02 ago (+4/-0)

Calls the braid lady: “Ayyyy yo, I got a huuuuuur 911 for real, for real. Gibs me da braids!”

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 02:08:27 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not saying it is the same person, but imagine a tightly coiled spring being straightened out (or braided even). It would be much longer. The hair length seems valid to me.

Niggers of Voat, what say you?

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:42:32 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, yes and yes!

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:27:40 ago (+2/-0)*

Theres a lot of hair hidden in those naps so yeah I can see his bois in the cell "hooking him up" real quick.

Editing to add

Maybe its part of the darell brooks no hair it wasn't me defense.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:34:22 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, maybe. I’ve been sus after seeing how the girlfriend didn’t seem to care, but I also never saw the whole video, either. Was there a big bleed out?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:39:27 ago (+2/-0)

I dont even know the story.
I tried searching "soyjack stabbing" and nothing turned up. Im positive google is going to break if I search black guy stabs white man.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:43:58 ago (+2/-0)

Lol! The video was here a couple days ago. Some social justice soyjack. The girlfriend wouldn’t identify the suspect.

https://pix11.com/news/local-news/brooklyn/video-social-justice-activist-fatally-stabbed-in-front-of-girlfriend-in-brooklyn/amp/

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:48:22 ago (+2/-0)*

Ok I found it but thank you for posting that link.
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/xk2tg1t5.png

Can I say that photo seriously was taken from everyones nightmare at some point.
That guy couldn't take him out with a kick? I get the shock of the moment but how coddled is your life if your first instinct wasn't kick that fucking leprechan down?!

Adding-

She wouldn't identify him 😱 no way. Thats insane. Watch she'll be his first conjugal visit. Just to prove she's not racist.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:59:36 ago (+2/-0)

AAAAAND a “collective” of his “friends” set up a GoFundMe so they can take time off work to properly mourn his death!!!! And the dumb broad girlfriend did too 😳 I’m looking at all of this and saying, “is this even real?” It’s just the most outlandish, crazy story.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 05:09:15 ago (+2/-0)

This part is the best. It's not even for funeral costs, it's just so they can all sit around and play grabass for a week instead of going to work. LOL

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 07:34:39 ago (+1/-0)

When I saw last, those sleazy niggers made almost 70k 😂

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 01:05:20 ago (+1/-0)

omg lol

set up a go fundme to properly mourn

you know what? Better then them setting a gofund me to donate to the family of the "young man", Which was what I expected to read after seeing the words gofundme.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:46:57 ago (+2/-0)

I’ve been sus after seeing how the girlfriend didn’t seem to care, but I also never saw the whole video, either.

Your magnificently beautiful soul cannot envision the sheer faggotry involved in this equation.

Imagine the moments that transpired within the blue swipe.

This is your man in the picture here (apologies for requesting that you imagine being paired to one of the #1 sources of vaginal dryness). How do you respond after he's been skewered by a wild dindu.

I already know the answer: If your man was worth a shit, you would have fucked the dindu up on your own with whatever means you had at your disposal or fucked off to safety, taking advantage of the moments of opportunity his death afforded you.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:56:02 ago (+2/-0)

Hahahaha, you’re the best, Fascinus! It just makes zero sense to me that people who live in the city possess zero street smarts. It’s SO RETARDED (the video, how they almost follow the dindu) that it just doesn’t seem real. I have to accept reality that people really are this retarded.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 00:59:30 ago (+1/-0)

I have to accept reality that people really are this retarded.

When you get down to it, this really is the most plausible explanation.

[ + ] dingbat

[ - ] dingbat [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 01:01:09 ago (+1/-0)

I’ll take the L on this post, my lord. 😜

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 05:09:38 ago (+1/-0)

GROUNZ??

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 6, 2023 12:38:11 ago (+1/-0)

if da nappy hair dont fit u must acquit