I met an old Japanese man today. He told me that he was a kamikaze pilot in WW11. - Upgoat

I met an old Japanese man today. He told me that he was a kamikaze pilot in WW11.
submitted by Peleg to Jokes 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 19:03:45 ago (+6/-0) (Jokes)

He told me that his code name was Chow Mein.
I asked, "didn't kamikaze pilots commit suicide in their missions? To which he replied, "yes, but I was chicken chow mein!"

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 19:06:42 ago (+4/-0)

Chow Mein is Chinese you rube.

But you knew that, so I chink.

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg [op] 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 19:23:35 ago (+3/-0)

I chink you may be light.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 19:28:00 ago (+3/-0)

He told me that his code name was Chow Mein.

But his name was Ye Low.

[ + ] BoozyB

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 19:47:19 ago (+2/-0)

Took me a minute...good one.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 19:54:24 ago (+1/-0)

Playground level humor. Helps if you don't overthink it.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 16, 2023 13:41:49 ago (+1/-0)

Wouldn't it suck to be the kamikaze pilot who developed engine trouble 20 minutes after taking off from the carrier? If he tries to fly back to the ship to land, he'll probably be branded a coward. But if there are no targets nearby, he's just going to crash into the ocean.

Guy would probably be like, fuck it, I hope I hit a turtle.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 21:01:54 ago (+1/-0)

Not bad.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 20:27:12 ago (+2/-1)

WW11 World War "eleven" WTF is that?

[ + ] GrayDragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 16, 2023 01:31:32 ago (+2/-0)

You just suck at prognosticating 500 years in the future. Okay, I thought the double one was going to be part of the joke ...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 19:40:32 ago (+2/-1)

Chow mein is Chinese, faggit

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 20:28:55 ago (+0/-0)

That "LaChoy"canned food?

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I met an old Japanese man today. He told me that he was a kamikaze pilot in WW11. submitted by Peleg to Jokes 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 19:03:45 ago (+6/-0) (Jokes)

I met an old Japanese man today. He told me that he was a kamikaze pilot in WW11.
submitted by Peleg to Jokes 1.6 yearsOct 15, 2023 19:03:45 ago (+6/-0) (Jokes)