Oh, please. Like we needed another reason to hate white men, am I right? But honestly, it's about time someone finally called them out for their rampant misogyny, xenophobia, and general racism. Not to mention their pathetic attempts to oppress women and people of color at every turn. So bring on the white male tears – we'll be celebrating their demise as we usher in a new era of progress and equality.
We ask again: Where are all of the videos of White people acting like niggers? Where are the White riots or looting sprees or shootings? There are White gangs so why don’t we see a bunch of videos of their outrageous antics?
Just wasted 18 seconds of my life (that I can never get back btw) watching and waiting for one of these geniuses to re-enact the "Death of Marvin" scene from Pulp Fiction by cranking off a round and peeling the driver's greasy dreads from back-to-front.
Followed by the obligatory "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" crash scene, when the monkey clown car empties out as they all scatter to the four winds (at 2x speed) to the tune of "Yakety Sax".
I'm not angry with you herbert. I'm just disappointed. I'm only asking that you try to do better next time. You're just going to have to find a more entertaining variety of murder-monkeys.
Explaining comedy to idiots is like telling people mRNA (((vaccines))) aren't about health when they lock you down, take your job and make you present a card of compliance to operate in society.
And then they get a booster after you just typed all of this out.
As a concealed carrier, if I was to see one nigger try to shoot another nigger couldn’t I take out the first nigger in order to save the second nigger’s life?
At least this way I know it would be successful. I’d be seen as a hero from one nigger.
Negative. You wait until nigger #1 kills nigger #2, then you kill nigger #1.
1) You're not a doctor. As far as you knew, at the moment you fired, nigger #2 was still alive and you were still "defending his life".
2) In this litigious society, no one can blame a decent upstanding, law-abiding White Man for being a little slow to get involved in what was clearly a nigger-on-nigger dispute.
"Oh, if only I could have moved a little faster, your honor. Little Tyrone might still be alive."
Strict separation of duties and responsibilities. Different tools for different jobs.
Your lawyer has no business knowing the details of your finances. They are not, and should not be, his primary concern. That is your accountant's job. And if your accountant ever dicusses the details of your finances with anyone, even socially, get a new accountant.
I have only ever known two lawyers in my entire life that, once they became aware of a trough of shekels, didn't immediately start thinking about how to get their snout into it.
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Just wasted 18 seconds of my life (that I can never get back btw) watching and waiting for one of these geniuses to re-enact the "Death of Marvin" scene from Pulp Fiction by cranking off a round and peeling the driver's greasy dreads from back-to-front.
Followed by the obligatory "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" crash scene, when the monkey clown car empties out as they all scatter to the four winds (at 2x speed) to the tune of "Yakety Sax".
I'm not angry with you herbert. I'm just disappointed. I'm only asking that you try to do better next time.
You're just going to have to find a more entertaining variety of murder-monkeys.
Like this one: https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1712941182131810304/pu/vid/avc1/480x848/ElGE1XL1Y9xTAC8q.mp4?tag=12
See? The key to good comedy is timing. Setup, (wait for it), then punchline. That's entertainment.
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And then they get a booster after you just typed all of this out.
It's pointless
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"Brace for loud noise. Aaany second now... wait for iiit... wait fooor iiit..."
And then... nothing. Monkeyus bangus interuptus. So unfulfilling. So disappointing.
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At least this way I know it would be successful. I’d be seen as a hero from one nigger.
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1) You're not a doctor. As far as you knew, at the moment you fired, nigger #2 was still alive and you were still "defending his life".
2) In this litigious society, no one can blame a decent upstanding, law-abiding White Man for being a little slow to get involved in what was clearly a nigger-on-nigger dispute.
"Oh, if only I could have moved a little faster, your honor. Little Tyrone might still be alive."
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But NOT your accountant's. There are some things I still prefer to keep widely seperated.
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Your lawyer has no business knowing the details of your finances. They are not, and should not be, his primary concern. That is your accountant's job. And if your accountant ever dicusses the details of your finances with anyone, even socially, get a new accountant.
I have only ever known two lawyers in my entire life that, once they became aware of a trough of shekels, didn't immediately start thinking about how to get their snout into it.
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