Poor niggers are incarcerated for no reason - Upgoat

Damn.

Just wasted 18 seconds of my life (that I can never get back btw) watching and waiting for one of these geniuses to re-enact the "Death of Marvin" scene from Pulp Fiction by cranking off a round and peeling the driver's greasy dreads from back-to-front.

Followed by the obligatory "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT" crash scene, when the monkey clown car empties out as they all scatter to the four winds (at 2x speed) to the tune of "Yakety Sax".

I'm not angry with you herbert. I'm just disappointed. I'm only asking that you try to do better next time.
You're just going to have to find a more entertaining variety of murder-monkeys.

Like this one: https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1712941182131810304/pu/vid/avc1/480x848/ElGE1XL1Y9xTAC8q.mp4?tag=12

See? The key to good comedy is timing. Setup, (wait for it), then punchline. That's entertainment.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 21:30:13 ago (+1/-0)

Explaining comedy to idiots is like telling people mRNA (((vaccines))) aren't about health when they lock you down, take your job and make you present a card of compliance to operate in society.

And then they get a booster after you just typed all of this out.

It's pointless

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 22:14:43 ago (+0/-0)

It just could have been so much better. I'm sitting here, watching them, thinking:

"Brace for loud noise. Aaany second now... wait for iiit... wait fooor iiit..."

And then... nothing. Monkeyus bangus interuptus. So unfulfilling. So disappointing.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 18:37:55 ago (+0/-0)

Congrats on trigger discipline?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 21:31:32 ago (+0/-0)

Replace the tr with n

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 17:29:37 ago (+0/-0)

They certainly give (white) gun nuts a run for their money on blinging out weapons.

[ - ] Systemisgay 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 17:25:27 ago (+3/-0)

They were clearly dropping off their Harvard dissertation papers

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 21:24:58 ago (+0/-0)

Gunz N Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit: Aye studee intuh hah duhhh hooowyte mxn bee keepin duhhhhh blayckz DOWN!

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 17:18:55 ago (+1/-0)

Great to see them doctors on a all expenses paid hunting excursion on their way to Alaska sheeeeeit.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 21:25:38 ago (+0/-0)

Omaigooowad bigot dey ahhh engineers!!

[ - ] con77 7 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 17:17:28 ago (+7/-0)

Biden says that the greatest threat to America is white men

[ + ] ModernGuilt

[ - ] ModernGuilt 6 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 18:37:27 ago (+6/-0)

Hes correct from a jewish perspective

[ + ] paul_neeri

[ - ] paul_neeri 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 20:09:50 ago (+1/-0)

Oh, please. Like we needed another reason to hate white men, am I right? But honestly, it's about time someone finally called them out for their rampant misogyny, xenophobia, and general racism. Not to mention their pathetic attempts to oppress women and people of color at every turn. So bring on the white male tears – we'll be celebrating their demise as we usher in a new era of progress and equality.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 21:22:24 ago (+0/-0)

This coming from a gay fronthole having white kangajew faggot that sucks jewcock.

[ + ] SocksOnCats

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 17:55:16 ago (+0/-0)

We ask again: Where are all of the videos of White people acting like niggers? Where are the White riots or looting sprees or shootings? There are White gangs so why don’t we see a bunch of videos of their outrageous antics?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 21:21:04 ago (+0/-0)

0biden repeats what his (((enslavers))) (because of his kids laptop) tell him to repeat.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 16:32:02 ago (+0/-0)

As a concealed carrier, if I was to see one nigger try to shoot another nigger couldn’t I take out the first nigger in order to save the second nigger’s life?

At least this way I know it would be successful. I’d be seen as a hero from one nigger.

[ + ] Fascinus

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 17:27:44 ago (+3/-0)

Shoot them both.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 19:41:17 ago (+3/-0)

Negative. You wait until nigger #1 kills nigger #2, then you kill nigger #1.

1) You're not a doctor. As far as you knew, at the moment you fired, nigger #2 was still alive and you were still "defending his life".

2) In this litigious society, no one can blame a decent upstanding, law-abiding White Man for being a little slow to get involved in what was clearly a nigger-on-nigger dispute.

"Oh, if only I could have moved a little faster, your honor. Little Tyrone might still be alive."

[ + ] SteppingRazor

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 14:42:54 ago (+1/-0)

excellent response!

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 19, 2023 01:01:03 ago (+0/-0)

unless you become a political prisonner. If you get in news your 1st call is not to lawyer, its now to a marketing firm.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 19, 2023 02:03:21 ago (+0/-0)

You should be networking your support. Your lawyer should already have your publicist's (and you agent's) numbers.

But NOT your accountant's. There are some things I still prefer to keep widely seperated.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 19, 2023 21:14:12 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting. My lawyer and accountants are bffs. Why do you say that/

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 19, 2023 23:13:52 ago (+1/-0)*

Strict separation of duties and responsibilities. Different tools for different jobs.

Your lawyer has no business knowing the details of your finances. They are not, and should not be, his primary concern. That is your accountant's job. And if your accountant ever dicusses the details of your finances with anyone, even socially, get a new accountant.

I have only ever known two lawyers in my entire life that, once they became aware of a trough of shekels, didn't immediately start thinking about how to get their snout into it.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 21:32:36 ago (+0/-0)

Did you feel threatened and don't live in a degeneracy practicing state?

[ - ] Shotinthedark 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 16:12:45 ago (+4/-0)

You must judge them by the content of their character. They could be on their way to night school.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 21:23:20 ago (+1/-0)

Whuh dem joedinz ayt? Has dey goen lernin wittout joedinz?!

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 15:57:26 ago (+1/-0)

What about rich niggers?

[ + ] Shotinthedark

[ - ] Shotinthedark 5 points 1.5 yearsOct 18, 2023 16:13:38 ago (+5/-0)

They're still niggers

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Poor niggers are incarcerated for no reason
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