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I'm upset about being mutilated and having my foreskin stolen from me

submitted by ZombieNation to whatever 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 10:32:05 ago (+31/-1)     (whatever)

I want millions of dollars to compensate for the physical and emotional trauma I've endured. Who do I sue?


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[ - ] canbot 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 04:05:12 ago (+0/-0)

The hospital that did it, obviously.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 21:33:10 ago (+1/-0)

The doctor and the institution that taught it to the doctor.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 18:50:46 ago (+0/-0)

Well that and 5 bucks will buy you a cup of coffee

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 18:35:02 ago (+2/-0)

If you are between 18 and 28 you might be able to sue, but everyone is going to make it harder for you along the way.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 21:26:00 ago (+1/-0)

Not sure if innuendo...

[ - ] TakeRedPillDaily 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 17:52:28 ago (+1/-0)

I am uncut, and I have a super insensitive schlong. Can't imagine what it would take to make me cum if I was circumcised. Possibly a jack hammer with a vice grip at the end.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 21:27:42 ago (+0/-0)

Just tell your boyfriend to use welder gloves

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 15:54:11 ago (+1/-1)

Kleenex

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 15:34:17 ago (+3/-0)

I demand the return of my missing inch

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 21:24:26 ago (+1/-0)

Then you'll be up to an inch and a half?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 06:21:50 ago (+0/-0)

an inch

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 6 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 14:28:34 ago (+6/-0)

Circumcision is an evil Jewish religious ceremony with absolutely zero medical benefits!!!

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 19:03:14 ago (+2/-1)

mmm i beleive the Egyptians also practice circumcision. Need to look into that more. Then again, Jews stole most of their shit from the pre-existing religions in their area.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 23:02:39 ago (+1/-0)

If the Egyptians did practice circumcisions, I would expect it would have been done strictly as a punishment to those who defied the master of the house's orders. There's no way that the upper class would have let a procedure like circumcision become widespread throughout the upper class or nearer to the Pharaoh. Any failure to contain such practices would have been blamed on the leadership in Egypt, which would have resulted in very quick action.

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 04:25:55 ago (+1/-0)

"It may have been a mark of distinction for the elite: the Egyptian Book of the Dead describes the sun god Re as having circumcised himself."

https://egypt-museum.com/circumcision-in-ancient-egypt/

Damn, there is even a full wall engraving of dudes getting their cocks cut.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 12:31:47 ago (+0/-0)

That picture from the wall engraving shows two different events: a forced circumcision and a prepared one. It's most likely that it was considered a "sacrifice" ritual for some small groups of scholars or priests to engage in to show their physical dedication to a higher calling, or a punishment or some kind of outside physical detection method to show disloyalty.

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 13:36:58 ago (+2/-0)

Get yourself a "glans protector" off the intra and wear it around. They are supposed to be a sex toy but really, it is just a plastic foreskin.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 12:31:20 ago (+3/-0)

The doctor who did the procedure. Good luck. As a guy who still has a foreskin, I know what you're missing out on, and you deserve millions of dollars.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 12:37:05 ago (+2/-0)

Six million at least

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 13:27:30 ago (+2/-0)

Might have to settle for about 250,000 though.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 21:26:49 ago (+1/-0)

jewtax

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 11:38:14 ago (+3/-0)

find the guys that recommended the procedure. like, there must be some board of medical professionals who write down whichh procedures are recommended, id guess.

sue those.

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 12:36:23 ago (+4/-0)

It’s basically all of them. Doctors love money. Your health is not important to them.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 21:25:14 ago (+1/-0)

I mean the last 3 years...

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 23:58:20 ago (+1/-0)

Doctors have been chopping foreskins for profit for at least 80 years.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 21:24:52 ago (+0/-0)

This ones long in the 👃

[ - ] Artificial_Intelligentile 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 22:37:14 ago (+1/-0)

yeah the likelihood of that boards being full of kikes is rather high id guess.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 10 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 10:43:32 ago (+12/-2)

Your parents. Good luck.

[ - ] Had 5 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 15:15:53 ago (+5/-0)

Do not be upset with your parents. They were tricked and did what the "doctors" told them was best. Blame the doctor that cut you and the jews who made it standard op.

[ - ] goatfugee12 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 17:33:17 ago (+4/-0)

ah yes whites too stupid to say no, basically the same as the ones who lined up for the covid vax.

yes be upset with them, they are mentally lazy.