A flat-earther walks into a burger joint and orders three hot dogs. When they’re placed in front of them, he takes a bite from one, then a bite from the next, then a bite from the third one. He repeats this process until they’re all gone, and orders another three. The owner of the restaurant says, “You know, pal, they’re less likely to get cold if you eat them one at a time.”
Love420 looks up and says “you see, I have two brothers. One lives in Australia and one lives in Russia. When we went our separate ways, we promised each other we’d always eat this way in memory of the days we used to go to baseball games together.”
The owner is touched and thinks that’s a great tradition, so he serves up three more. Eventually, the flat earther becomes a regular at the place, always ordering in the same fashion.
One day, however, he arrives and orders only two dogs. The other regulars notice this, and a hush falls over the room.
The owner comes to his table and solemnly tells Love420, “I’m so sorry for your loss. Please accept my condolences.”
Love420 chuckles and replies, “Oh, no, everyone’s fine. I just joined a Jewish Synagogue, and they made me quit eating pork.”
[ + ] observation1
[ - ] observation1 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 02:39:24 ago (+2/-0)
Love420 looks up and says “you see, I have two brothers. One lives in Australia and one lives in Russia. When we went our separate ways, we promised each other we’d always eat this way in memory of the days we used to go to baseball games together.”
The owner is touched and thinks that’s a great tradition, so he serves up three more. Eventually, the flat earther becomes a regular at the place, always ordering in the same fashion.
One day, however, he arrives and orders only two dogs. The other regulars notice this, and a hush falls over the room.
The owner comes to his table and solemnly tells Love420, “I’m so sorry for your loss. Please accept my condolences.”
Love420 chuckles and replies, “Oh, no, everyone’s fine. I just joined a Jewish Synagogue, and they made me quit eating pork.”
[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 22:23:18 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
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[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 12:35:43 ago (+1/-0)
Our unofficial tagline.
[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 11:17:08 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
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[ + ] chrimony
[ - ] chrimony 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 21:19:49 ago (+3/-0)
"Posts MSN article unironically, is a complete faggot.
Looks like neri to me."
https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=6536e66138d45#comment_6536f2eccb014
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 21:26:18 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] FreeinTX
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[ + ] chrimony
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[ + ] FreeinTX
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[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 10:48:00 ago (+1/-0)
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[ + ] Master_Foo
[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 20:53:07 ago (+4/-2)
@FreeinTX just doxxed himself as a Negro-Sapioid.
[ + ] FreeinTX
[ - ] FreeinTX [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 08:01:38 ago (+0/-0)
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[ + ] Love240
[ - ] Love240 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 23, 2023 20:45:56 ago (+4/-2)
This is mighty White of you. /s
[ + ] UncleDoug
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[ + ] FreeinTX
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