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dangus got fired

submitted by mikenigger to ShitpostLitterBox 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 08:32:10 ago (+22/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] CHIRO 6 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 13:03:31 ago (+6/-0)*

Plot twist: he only ever jerked off one time on the job.

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 10:36:52 ago (+6/-0)

Room whack!

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 16:16:42 ago (+3/-0)*

Fkn gross, I've had to deal with this shit at rental properties before. I get cheap houses because they need fixing up, and both of the worst ones had Jewish tenants. Both had insane bodily fluids messes that I had to clean up, including jiz-corners and random fossilized vomit spots they never bothered cleaning up. They even left their collection of stolen panties in the floorboards. Jews are just as bad as nigger tennants.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 21:16:24 ago (+2/-0)

That must be the conclusion to one of the Man 2 Man sessions his hiring poster was talkin about.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 13:57:10 ago (+2/-0)

I thought Dungus worked in a tollbooth?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 21:13:26 ago (+0/-0)

Dey fyurd willeh?! Da fookin coontz!

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 11:46:27 ago (+2/-0)

Obscene.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 11:37:55 ago (+1/-0)

JC could he not have a love sock in the drawer or something??

[ - ] Bonlio99 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 11:14:09 ago (+1/-0)

Seems like someone would have smelled that

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 09:26:33 ago (+1/-0)

And what is it?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 09:59:45 ago (+5/-0)

Semen. Dude was cranking his hog on company dime and resources.

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 10:19:24 ago (+6/-0)

So, why did you leave your last job?

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 21:14:46 ago (+3/-0)

Jerk life balance

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 14:47:47 ago (+0/-0)*

Pretty sure everyone has done that. Just not under their desk

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 21:15:17 ago (+1/-0)

At work? Fuckin freak.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 23:38:15 ago (+0/-0)

You never jacked off in a public restroom? I bet you don't pee in the pool.or.shower. or you're just a lying faggot

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 10:10:26 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yuck.

[ - ] Mr_ 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 09:29:38 ago (+1/-0)

Guessing it’s baby batter?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 21:59:05 ago (+0/-0)

It's just cobwebs. So wha..

[ - ] NukeAmerica 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 14:13:55 ago (+0/-0)

NIGGA IMMA CUUUUUUUMMMM!

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 24, 2023 13:13:06 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t get it

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 23:42:45 ago (+0/-0)

Dude was whacking it at work under the desk with his dick out and no cum rag.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 27, 2023 00:05:19 ago (+0/-0)

Aah that’s vile! Fucking coomers are sick. How can one even whack off at work without anybody seeing him?