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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 8 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 10:40:20 ago (+8/-0)

So many of these kinds of ‘ideas’ would never make it off the whiteboard if we had death squads. It’s stupefying what we all tolerate.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 10:30:53 ago (+4/-0)

That’s called communism.

[ - ] Prairie 4 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 09:07:35 ago (+4/-0)

And you thought they would stop at owning the rainwater that falls on your land? They own the sunlight too, peasant.

"Well, it's the funniest thing, all my panels just stopped working when you passed this law. And I also cut my energy usage way down. So no net solar to give back, sorry."

[ - ] Version6 3 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 09:02:22 ago (+3/-0)

But where are the promised savings!!?? I am reminded of Vader telling them to be grateful he does not alter the deal further.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 08:12:14 ago (+2/-0)

If there weren't blaring signs before, it might be time for the sane to flee the COZ (Communist Occupied Zone™) back to FA (Free America™).

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 12:24:59 ago (+1/-0)

Yep, just run away and abandon everything you built to subhumans. That’s what whites have been doing for 15,000 years, after all. It’s not like we once inhabited all of north africa, the middle east, and northern india, after all...

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 13:56:34 ago (+1/-0)

Sadly it isn't just the subhumans. It is the handlers.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 16:46:43 ago (+0/-0)

So kill them. Unlike the rest of the nonwhite horde, numbering 7.2 billion and growing, there are only 26 million handlers on Earth. They’re a cinch to destroy.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 09:38:18 ago (+0/-0)

Well, this conversation started to glow pretty quickly.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 26, 2023 17:02:22 ago (+0/-0)

Fine, die and be completely forgotten by history. Let the world turn on without the light of consciousness to guide it. Let infinity mindless apes squat in the ruins of the civilization your ancestors built, never knowing or caring how they were made.

No skin off my back.

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 07:35:15 ago (+2/-0)

Next idea- you will have to pay a tax to get a sun tan in California.
Melanistic 'people' will be exempt, of course.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 04:58:42 ago (+1/-0)

a) Solar aka SOL (sun) LAR (animistic spirit) aka ones (sun) adaptation (spirit; spiro; to breathe) while being moved (animistic, anima; animating power).

b) being implies in-between sun (sol) and moon (luna) aka within (life) SO-LU-tion (inception towards death).

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 09:15:03 ago (+1/-0)

You're my favorite possibly sentient etymolotron oracle

[ - ] RepublicanNerd 0 points 1.5 yearsOct 25, 2023 05:11:12 ago (+0/-0)

California - no one is surprized!