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Business ethics

submitted by Niggly_Puff to funny 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 05:27:50 ago (+28/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] TheYiddler 17 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 08:45:39 ago (+17/-0)

Honesty is not rewarded in business. That's the real lesson in "ethics" class.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 6 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 11:02:05 ago (+6/-0)

Perfect opportunity to teach actual ethics by calling out the professor who said "no judgement", and ask them if the true meaning of ethics is to be ethical or to learn how best to lie - just to ensure everyone in the room had a realistic expectation and understanding of what they were paying for.

Sometimes, I wish I had the time to go back to "college" just to teach the teachers some reality. I'd get kicked out so hard, so fast.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 13:06:21 ago (+2/-0)

Sometimes, I wish I had the time to go back to "college" just to teach the teachers some reality. I'd get kicked out so hard, so fast.

I went to uni after the military. It was fun in many ways, harassing the purple-haired 60 year old assistant every time she brings up feminist bullshit(still got the A), hanging out after class to chat with the professor, having zero issues asking dumb questions, or complex ones for that matter.

I just did whatever the fuck I felt like. Some classes were so hard that 90% of the people dropped out and I was one of like, 5 or 6 people who made it to the end. Many were so easy I'd just show up, nod to the prof, hand in the homework, and head off to fuck around in town for a bit.

I got lucky though, the engineering dept is the main thing in that uni and it was in a deep red state so while there certainly was the commie bullshit there, the eng dept got to ignore a good bit of. Except the women and minorities they were forced to pass by the admin.

Then again, if you had me in the class calling it out in front of hundreds, brow-beating the profs into silence whenever they brought it up, you might have had a different experience.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 13:25:09 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty sure I'd end up on some Zoomers tick tock feed immediately.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 13:29:08 ago (+1/-0)

Well, this was a while ago as well.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 09:10:32 ago (+1/-0)

Seems like teacher was giving a real life lesson.

[ - ] 2Drunk 8 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 09:04:13 ago (+8/-0)

Those that can't teach. Almost every business would hire anon if anon was loyal to the business. Anon accept cash on this one and don't record it in the books. Anon don't tell my wife about this. Anon tell them this is your coke and ill bail you out and pay you. Anon I was out drinking with you last night and no more questions.

[ - ] Allienonymus 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 15:25:23 ago (+0/-0)

Loyalty to leadership (the people, not the company) is critical for business success

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 09:48:46 ago (+5/-0)

This is why Jews are so good at business.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 11 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 09:55:47 ago (+11/-0)

Actually, the main reason is nepotism and favoritism among their own. Those jews are literally retarded when it comes to dealing with business, they are incredibly sloppy with their lies, and they have a demotivating aura about them, so they are actually really bad at business if they don’t have other jews to rely on in their business circle.

[ - ] Wahaha 4 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 08:01:43 ago (+4/-0)

You don't work for other people with low ethics. At that point you let other people work for you.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 12:29:56 ago (+2/-0)

Loyalty > Ethics

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 19:48:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 10:27:57 ago (+2/-0)

The teacher is a grifting cunt taking taxpayer dollars in the name of educating but if he was so successful he wouldnt have the time to teach.

[ - ] beanbagWizard 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 27, 2023 18:06:15 ago (+1/-0)

Tell me that you're professor is a jew without telling me he's a jew