latest Queeri quote: 'pussymeat is not for me' - Upgoat

This whole thread is the funniest shit I've seen in a while. My face hurts from laughing. Most men would crawl 2000 feet through glass on their dick to get... you know. kek

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:56:16 ago (+2/-0)

Proper foreplay isn't for everyone...especially those that whistle while they walk.

[ + ] DeusExMachina

[ - ] DeusExMachina 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 23:44:20 ago (+0/-0)

No, guys! Guys! I'm allergic is what I meant!

[ - ] oyveyo 6 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:16:24 ago (+6/-0)

Cynabuns speaking: "It's true."

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 8 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:29:42 ago (+8/-0)

Truthful, damn truthful!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2023 20:01:28 ago (+4/-0)

He said: "I can't go near vagina because it makes me squeamish". ah ah ah

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2023 20:00:20 ago (+4/-0)*

Pussy-meat is not for me.

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[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 5 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:58:14 ago (+1/-0)

And he wonders why "his wife" treats him so poorly. Useless "man".

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 00:38:46 ago (+3/-0)

Well, he’s married to a thai ladyboy

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:49:56 ago (+3/-0)

Fag-o-supreme-o

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 04:00:07 ago (+1/-0)

Probably from hearing his mom get run through by every guy in town when he was growing up.

Sad, but also pretty funny.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2023 23:05:02 ago (+1/-1)

Yes but look at the context ...OS. Some hetero women don't like the look of dicks. Fair enough. It's all about personal preference.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 5 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2023 23:34:57 ago (+5/-0)

faggot

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 05:11:15 ago (+1/-0)

That was hurtful, Sleazy, damn hurtful. I...I thought we were mates!

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 04:17:46 ago (+0/-0)

Please go on

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 05:15:32 ago (+1/-0)

Well...it's like this. I was having a semi-sexual relationship with this married chick who didn't like the look of dicks and I wanted her to...to get to know mine better but she didn't want to.It was so one-sided. She decided I got all the pleasure I needed out of pleasuring her (foreplay stuff only). There you go. They were the rules and I could take them or leave them.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 10:47:09 ago (+1/-0)

So, wait, you never phallicly penetrated her?

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 18:52:09 ago (+1/-0)

Correct.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 19:58:56 ago (+0/-0)

So you just crab clawed around in some seaweed aye

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 22:26:35 ago (+1/-0)

Aye but on one occasion and only one, when I complained about the one-sided nature of it all, she relented and rubbed the top of the nozzle through a rubber. Half way through she recoiled and withdrew her hand but after my protest, resumed the horrid task. She was a prim and proper gal.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 5 monthsNov 2, 2023 22:54:18 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like a national geographic mating ritual

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 5 monthsNov 3, 2023 02:52:11 ago (+1/-0)

It wasn't and therein lay the problem. I was denied my...growl!

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latest Queeri quote: 'pussymeat is not for me' submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 5 monthsNov 1, 2023 19:57:06 ago (+20/-1) (whatever)

latest Queeri quote: 'pussymeat is not for me'
submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 5 monthsNov 1, 2023 19:57:06 ago (+20/-1) (whatever)