[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 05:15:32 ago (+1/-0)
Well...it's like this. I was having a semi-sexual relationship with this married chick who didn't like the look of dicks and I wanted her to...to get to know mine better but she didn't want to.It was so one-sided. She decided I got all the pleasure I needed out of pleasuring her (foreplay stuff only). There you go. They were the rules and I could take them or leave them.
[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 22:26:35 ago (+1/-0)
Aye but on one occasion and only one, when I complained about the one-sided nature of it all, she relented and rubbed the top of the nozzle through a rubber. Half way through she recoiled and withdrew her hand but after my protest, resumed the horrid task. She was a prim and proper gal.
This whole thread is the funniest shit I've seen in a while. My face hurts from laughing. Most men would crawl 2000 feet through glass on their dick to get... you know. kek
[ + ] SecretHitler
[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 04:00:07 ago (+1/-0)
Sad, but also pretty funny.
[ + ] Ragnar
[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 00:38:46 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 23:05:02 ago (+1/-1)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy 5 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 23:34:57 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 05:11:15 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Smedleys_Butler
[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 04:17:46 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 05:15:32 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Smedleys_Butler
[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 10:47:09 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 18:52:09 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Smedleys_Butler
[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 19:58:56 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 22:26:35 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Smedleys_Butler
[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 22:54:18 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] paul_neri
[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 6 monthsNov 3, 2023 02:52:11 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] JudyStroyer
[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:49:56 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] oyveyo
[ - ] oyveyo 6 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:16:24 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 8 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:29:42 ago (+8/-0)
[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 8 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 20:01:42 ago (+8/-0)
https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=6542c8bbd7d6c&commentid=6542ced877b25
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 8 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 20:06:48 ago (+8/-0)
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 20:07:35 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander [op] 5 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:03:25 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:16:53 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 20:50:01 ago (+3/-0)
https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6542c8bbd7d6c&commentid=6542cf29b1c27
Which is, in my experience, categorically false.
Also, totally hetero way to say that.
[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 20:59:03 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:56:16 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] DeusExMachina
[ - ] DeusExMachina 0 points 6 monthsNov 2, 2023 23:44:20 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 20:01:28 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 20:00:20 ago (+4/-0)*
https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6542c8bbd7d6c&commentid=6542cd99a937f
Edit: Added quote
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 6 monthsNov 1, 2023 22:58:14 ago (+1/-0)