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Would you rather be flipped the bird or... ?

submitted by deleted to whatever 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 10:59:14 ago (+30/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 11:18:51 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 16:22:18 ago (+3/-0)

I do that sometimes. I call a lot of people retards. My formula is thus: sarcasm, racism, and classical music on the radio. That last one is pretty key for me. Niggers drive like niggers because they're unable to create or appreciate the music I'm listening to. In short, I'm better than them, but only if I don't act like them. Fuck the pavement apes. Not worth my trouble unless they fuck up my property.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 23:39:10 ago (+0/-0)

I have been doing this for years. Even at work when a darky cunt was campaigning against me, I gave the obese raccoon a thumbs up

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2023 22:04:31 ago (+0/-0)

Pretty dangerous to be riding your tricycle down the freeway.

[ - ] GreenSaint 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 11:48:08 ago (+3/-0)

Cars need little electric signs you can put words on. Right in your back window. I would use it so often for the dumb cunts who donโ€™t use cruise control. Or that dick head cop I flipped off the other day. Fuck that guy

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 12:22:57 ago (+1/-0)

So the trick is to get something what's readable in bright sunlight. Unfortunately a lot of LCD screens aren't going to work well. I was looking in to one of those analog signs with the little flippy bits what make the letters, but they seemed prohibitively expensive. Any other ideas?

[ - ] Freespeechplease 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 14:52:11 ago (+1/-0)

LED scroller works very well, I've used an app that simulates one to message a truck driver his back door was open and shit was falling out.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 13:30:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 12:17:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, I've always wanted this as well. Wouldn't be hard to do nowadays.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 21:30:22 ago (+0/-0)

They make a remote control light that somewhat does that...https://www.amazon.com/FLIK-ME-Baby-Drivers-Hottest/dp/B07YW71S3Y

[ - ] Inward 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 11:28:24 ago (+3/-0)

My wife has always waved and smiled like they are retarded two years that need emotional support. I mouth "fuck you, nigger."

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 6 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 12:19:10 ago (+6/-0)

I call other drivers niggers. I call pedestrians niggers. I call traffic lights niggers. I call cyclists niggers. I call potholes niggers.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:22:14 ago (+0/-0)

same

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:34:35 ago (+3/-0)

I pulled out of my driveway once to go to work and in front of me were two bikes riding side by side taking up my lane of road. They are supposed to ride single file so cars can pass. I drove behind them for like 30 seconds then blasted my air horn. They formed up to let me pass and waved their hands at me like spastic retards. I was offended by how retarded and gay this action made them look.

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:31:11 ago (+2/-0)

I was at a red light that turned green. 1/4 mile away was another red light. I considered how long ago this light turned red and plotted a course in which I would reach the red light around the time it would turn green and not have to hit my brakes. This meant going about 25mph for 36 seconds. The lane to my left was traveling at a faster speed but was also piling up and hitting their brakes while I was maintaining a constant speed. The truck behind me was going crazy, flashing his lights and tailgating. He wanted me to accelerate at the red light and come to a complete stop and then to accelerate up a hill past the light. Then he angrily merged into the lane on my left, which at this point had come to a standstill. I gave him a thumbs up and proceeded through a green light while he was 20-30 car lengths behind me.

This brings me to a tangent. People don't think ahead when driving. Typical normie accelerates at a red light and slams their brakes and does it over and over. Or tailgates <1 car length at 80mph. Or waits until last second to make their move. Or piles up in one lane in a dual turn lane and blocks the leftmost lane from being entered. Or hits their brakes going up a hill, only to hit their gas a second later.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:38:29 ago (+0/-0)

Ever drive in Dallas?

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:51:35 ago (+2/-0)

No, but I've seen lots of dashcam videos of Dallas. They would not like my driving there.

I have, however, driven hundreds of thousands of miles in California's Bay Area.

I have a folder with over 200 retarded dashcam incidents.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 13:29:37 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:00:54 ago (+1/-0)

I do that too, while giving them a scrunched up "WTF was that?" face.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 11:23:10 ago (+2/-0)

I applaud and give two thumbs up to illustrate how retarded they are.

The truly stupid think I'm trying to be nice.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 23:35:40 ago (+1/-0)

Ok that's funny as hell

[ - ] lurker 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 20:36:30 ago (+1/-0)

It's super funny when you get someone road raging on you and you blow them a kiss.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 21:10:10 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] DaveTheBlank 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 17:26:22 ago (+1/-0)

it's even better when the 2 kids in the back, your girl and you all give some dumbass 4 collective thumbs down. The anger it will rise up is quite impressive. And fucking hilarious.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 14, 2023 14:34:43 ago (+0/-0)

Your license plate number is directly linked to your home address.

[ - ] LookFat 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 16:43:47 ago (+1/-0)

Flip, not flick you fucking Neanderthal!

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 15:35:35 ago (+1/-0)

I like it

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 13, 2023 11:42:09 ago (+1/-0)

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