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[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 06:07:38 ago (+4/-0)

He wasn't crazy, he was influenced by jewish patrons and also got bored easily, changing his style frequently

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 02:27:30 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe he ate lead based paint

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 06:11:27 ago (+0/-0)

Or...cameras came into widespread use, and made realistic painting mostly obsolete

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 11:27:11 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 11:30:09 ago (+1/-0)

He was eating yellow paint because he thought it cured depression. It likely had lead in it. Shoulda been painting with mustard.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 13:56:37 ago (+0/-0)

Dwight Shrute has entered conversation……

Seriously though, colour has an incredible effect on emotion as everyone knows.
Feeling blue? We all relate the hue with sadness…., odd that.
Seeing red? Blood in your eyes…. almost makes one clench a fist
Yellow, amber, shades of autumn have a soothing regard…., proceed with your endeavour but please use caution
Black is why we need a lampshade made of jew skin…., didn’t see that one coming did ya? (neither did the headless kike!)
As always, ROMAN SALUTE!
Colour me brash, colour me brainless, I will flash you my white ass as I am impossibly shameless

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 14:10:18 ago (+0/-0)

Thing with REAL migraine headaches (not the pill pusher definition) , is the first one is the WORST one.

Pain becomes less and less until the migraine headache completely disappears.

Normal headaches obviously still remain

Fun Fact: there are no nerve endings in the brain thus the brain can never in actuality ‘feel’ pain. Usually (tumour excluded), a glass of water or two will rehydrate the membrane surrounding the brain, relieving pressure and perceived pain.

This comment was NOT sponsored by Pfizer…, because at Pfizer, the pain is only a subscription away

[ - ] Barfcock19 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 11:22:47 ago (+3/-0)

Widespread use of modern cameras kinda made paintings like the first 3 pointless.

Not saying I like the other stuff but I can understand why...

[ - ] prominent_proboscis 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 06:57:55 ago (+2/-0)

91 years of noticing

[ - ] canbot 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 14:36:39 ago (+1/-0)

Went to the Picasso museum in Spain. The guy is a real pervert. Painted women pissing. Lots of nudity. Would not be surprised if there were a lot more paintings not displayed because of naked kids in them.

I'm torn between the idea that he is only famous because he was a socialite and became friends with the right group of wealthy art enthusiasts, and the idea that his art became popular because it was unique.

Realism shows talent, takes time and looks good, but it is inharently giverned by reality. You could try to create your own signature in that style by having a consitent palette or composition but then you rely on the observers to be able to consistently recognize that.

Picasso's scribbles are ugly but instantly recognizable. Art snobs value that more than they should.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 15:03:45 ago (+1/-0)

He started as a realist, his dad was a painter and instructor. He simply got bored and wanted to do his own thing. He was also one of the most prolific painters in history...tens of thousands of paintings, sketches, prints, sculptures, etc. Painted until he died at 91.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 15:42:33 ago (+1/-0)

He simply got bored and wanted to do his own thing.

More like he got lazy. He could have done his own thing in some way that brought more value and beauty into the world. He could have gone out into the world and captured images of things that would not last long, like the open spaces next to cities or the people of different social movements at the time.

He painted scribbles.

He was also one of the most prolific painters in history

He painted scribbles.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 16:14:24 ago (+0/-0)

He didn't care what YOU wanted him to paint.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 09:36:42 ago (+1/-0)

Picasso simply went for the money. Crazy sells because it isn't boring unless unless ypu live in a nut house.

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 09:08:53 ago (+0/-0)

There is a fine line between insane and genius.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 20, 2023 09:34:39 ago (+0/-0)

No there isn't.