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Christians of Upgoat, where did niggers come from?

submitted by NukeAmerica to AskUpgoat 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:30:34 ago (+4/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

I still have yet to get an answer from you guys.


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[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:32:53 ago (+3/-0)

I like the Mormon explanation. They were bad, so God turned their skin black.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 00:09:52 ago (+2/-0)

It's in the bible that god cursed someone with some kind of a mark. And to wander the earth like a beast of the field IIRC.

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:33:27 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, thats based.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 01:59:55 ago (+2/-0)

They are the descendants of Cain, obviously. Who else is prone to sporadic murder, is entirely incapable of farming to the point it seems almost like an ancient curse, and clearly marked so that everyone would recognize them?

"But wait, that's a Mormon belief, I thought you were just Christian?"
Mormons got that one right.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 21:51:53 ago (+2/-0)

Simple they are the children of Satan

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:33:08 ago (+2/-0)

They came from the trees and the fields (beasts of the field)

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:35:21 ago (+1/-0)

Why did god have to make a disgusting, violent and stupid version of us humans?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 20:19:59 ago (+2/-0)

Because in nature there is good and bad. There is light and there is dark.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 06:12:02 ago (+0/-0)

And many Christians really really want to save nigger souls.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 10:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

That's because they are tricked. Only whites can go to Heaven. Not niggers. They supposed to only be saving white Christians. Now they help satan's children. The God of this world is Satan.

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2023 06:27:27 ago (+0/-0)

What good is a religion if most of its followers are helping the bad guys?

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -1 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 22:11:59 ago (+0/-1)

No, Christians believe god made a perfect universe just like him.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 23:35:40 ago (+2/-0)

Satan is the God of this planet. Christians were tricked into worshiping Satan and helping his children, le kikes. When all those who helped jews come before Jesus they will be cast into the fire.

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -1 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 23:37:20 ago (+0/-1)

Ok that doesn’t explain why god would make bad things.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 23:46:35 ago (+1/-0)

Earth is a test. There has to be BALANCE. Good & evil. Free choice. Only in Heaven will there be peace.

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 02:56:29 ago (+2/-0)

You believe that folks go to heaven? Not in the Bible. You learn that shit from preachers.

"Thy Kingdom come (meaning here), Thy will be done ON EARTH as it is in heaven."

The resurrection is HERE and the the dead shall rise only at the appointed (end) time, to inherit THE WORLD. If everybody who dies goes to heaven or to hell at death, who gets resurrected later on? That's just church talk, not scripture.

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[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:34:13 ago (+1/-0)

Why did god make this animal that we can breed with? What a massive fuck up on his part.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 00:11:16 ago (+1/-0)

God only created 2 people, and they were fine. Everyone else is degenerate compared to them.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 09:21:16 ago (+1/-0)

Well, the first one was okay.

The second was a stupid bitch that listened to a talking snake rather than GOD HIMSELF.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 14:46:46 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I don't really get predestination vs free will. I thought that the humans in the garden were perfect.

[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 21:26:55 ago (+0/-0)

Put very simply:

Predestination is bullshit, free will is the one rule God plays by.

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[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 12:41:59 ago (+0/-0)

Where did the other people come from?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 19:22:55 ago (+0/-0)

When a man and a woman love each other very much...

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 01:53:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 12:41:08 ago (+0/-0)

I’m not jewish but that’s pretty based of them if so

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2023 17:26:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 24, 2023 02:45:59 ago (+0/-0)

Ideology that god created niggers? What?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2023 17:29:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 24, 2023 02:47:05 ago (+0/-0)

Then tell me!

[ - ] mxcviel 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:42:05 ago (+0/-0)

Behavioral traits are mostly genetic, so if one breed the worse, should not be really surprised of outcome.