Christians of Upgoat, where did niggers come from? - Upgoat

Christians of Upgoat, where did niggers come from?
submitted by NukeAmerica to AskUpgoat 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:30:34 ago (+4/-0) (AskUpgoat)

I still have yet to get an answer from you guys.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 01:59:55 ago (+2/-0)

They are the descendants of Cain, obviously. Who else is prone to sporadic murder, is entirely incapable of farming to the point it seems almost like an ancient curse, and clearly marked so that everyone would recognize them?

"But wait, that's a Mormon belief, I thought you were just Christian?"
Mormons got that one right.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 21:51:53 ago (+2/-0)

Simple they are the children of Satan

[ - ] mxcviel 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:42:05 ago (+0/-0)

Behavioral traits are mostly genetic, so if one breed the worse, should not be really surprised of outcome.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:33:08 ago (+2/-0)

They came from the trees and the fields (beasts of the field)

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:35:21 ago (+1/-0)

Why did god have to make a disgusting, violent and stupid version of us humans?

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 20:19:59 ago (+2/-0)

Because in nature there is good and bad. There is light and there is dark.

[ + ] TheYiddler

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 06:12:02 ago (+0/-0)

And many Christians really really want to save nigger souls.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 10:58:20 ago (+0/-0)

That's because they are tricked. Only whites can go to Heaven. Not niggers. They supposed to only be saving white Christians. Now they help satan's children. The God of this world is Satan.

[ + ] TheYiddler

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 23, 2023 06:27:27 ago (+0/-0)

What good is a religion if most of its followers are helping the bad guys?

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -1 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 22:11:59 ago (+0/-1)

No, Christians believe god made a perfect universe just like him.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 23:35:40 ago (+2/-0)

Satan is the God of this planet. Christians were tricked into worshiping Satan and helping his children, le kikes. When all those who helped jews come before Jesus they will be cast into the fire.

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] -1 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 23:37:20 ago (+0/-1)

Ok that doesn’t explain why god would make bad things.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 23:46:35 ago (+1/-0)

Earth is a test. There has to be BALANCE. Good & evil. Free choice. Only in Heaven will there be peace.

[ + ] Panic

[ - ] Panic 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 02:56:29 ago (+2/-0)

You believe that folks go to heaven? Not in the Bible. You learn that shit from preachers.

"Thy Kingdom come (meaning here), Thy will be done ON EARTH as it is in heaven."

The resurrection is HERE and the the dead shall rise only at the appointed (end) time, to inherit THE WORLD. If everybody who dies goes to heaven or to hell at death, who gets resurrected later on? That's just church talk, not scripture.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:32:53 ago (+3/-0)

I like the Mormon explanation. They were bad, so God turned their skin black.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 00:09:52 ago (+2/-0)

It's in the bible that god cursed someone with some kind of a mark. And to wander the earth like a beast of the field IIRC.

[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:33:27 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, thats based.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:32:36 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] NukeAmerica

[ - ] NukeAmerica [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 21, 2023 19:34:13 ago (+1/-0)