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‘Sex life data’ stolen from UK government

submitted by Conspirologist to Universal 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 02:37:02 ago (+7/-3)     (therecord.media)

https://therecord.media/sex-life-data-uk-government-ransomware-attacks



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[ - ] Panic 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 02:49:14 ago (+2/-0)

The British have sex lives now? Whoda thunk it!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 10:28:28 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjAaOPdBofk

How I view british people's sex lives.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 04:25:36 ago (+2/-0)

and there it is, a nation who thinks the government dictates their sex lives.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 03:45:08 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks to info provided by @gowithit, I'm now aware that some of that sex life data contains purchase records of "fried chicken leg dildos". (on a post about the male equivalent)

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 10:18:00 ago (+1/-0)

When we all get downloaded for posterity chicken fried sex gear will be linked to our interests.

Going to have to leave a note for the great grand kids saying my compter was hacked.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 10:54:31 ago (+1/-0)

That should work. They'll never suspect you were a drummer.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1.5 yearsNov 22, 2023 09:42:56 ago (+0/-0)

Listen up goy. We are now going to officially let you know that we are tracking and recording everything you do, even your fucking habits. We are going to pretend that this story is about "ransomware attacks", but it is really about getting "permission" to do what we have already been doing. So if you read this article and you don't stand up and demand we stop recording and keeping data on you we will assume you have given your permission.