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Weight For It

submitted by Wolfspider to funny 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 07:16:21 ago (+49/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/fnb4u9.mp4



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[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 00:45:38 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 20:27:47 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty funny, even though she probably snapped her neck.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 20:06:12 ago (+2/-0)

I thought it was going to pull the anchor out of the ceiling.

Was pleasantly suprised it held kudos to whomever installed that.

[ - ] localsal 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 17:50:06 ago (+2/-0)

I laughed at the new posting order:

"Magnitude 7.0 earthquake strikes Vanuatu region"

followed a few minutes later by the source:

"Weight For It"

LOL

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 17:08:16 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 14:46:32 ago (+1/-0)

Another fat fuck

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 12:28:48 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 12:15:21 ago (+4/-0)

Fats always think they are strong and athletic

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 20:11:01 ago (+1/-0)

Stronk N athleisure

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 10:37:07 ago (+1/-0)

This is what happens when you tell land whales that they are sexy and should dress like whores and pole dance.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 14:16:36 ago (+1/-0)

And here i thought she was testing out a new apparatus to get in and out of the bath.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 20:12:59 ago (+0/-0)

She did but the hydraulic lines broke.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 20:11:56 ago (+0/-0)

Goal dancing

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 10:04:19 ago (+3/-0)

I thought for sure that the "engineered hanging system" was going to fail

[ - ] Hh 5 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 08:30:21 ago (+5/-0)

Talk about some quality construction

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 09:09:44 ago (+2/-0)

I was hoping to see some form of structural failure. Was disappointed.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 12:16:01 ago (+2/-0)

I want to know what anchors those were

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 23, 2023 01:50:20 ago (+0/-0)

IKR? Stressed structures have a way of unstressing themselves at the wost time, and in the worst way possible.

At first I thought, "Okay. Maybe she's working in a materials testing lab, and she's either testing how the ceiling swivel, the bolts, or the fabric (or all three) behave under both variable and static loads.

But then, at the instant she started moving foward, I switched gears and started thinking in terms of calculating mass times acceleration...

"Oh. Okay. They were really testing the floor mats the whole time."

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 11 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 07:59:12 ago (+11/-0)

Jupiter has three moons smaller than her buttocks……

Truth told, I was EXTREMELY impressed with the hardware used to affix this apparatus to the ceiling ….reminds of a video I just watched about boat anchors…..or something

[ - ] BoozyB 8 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 08:09:12 ago (+8/-0)

Came here to say exactly this.
I had my eyes so fixated on the metal ceiling ring that I missed her gravity-induced acrobatics the first time.
My question though, is how did she get up there in the first place??

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 7 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 08:13:34 ago (+7/-0)

You wonder how while I ponder why…….., we will present our findings when frogs fall from the sky….., again

[ - ] germ22 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 11:11:46 ago (+1/-0)

I was wondering how, there doesn't seem to be room for a crane. And the why, what was supposed to be the result of this.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 20:09:29 ago (+0/-0)

The frogs will be gay.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 08:14:19 ago (+1/-0)

Her father failed her.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 20:08:03 ago (+0/-0)

My question though, is how did she get up there in the first place?

Omaigooowad bigot healthy at enny wait! She obviously floated up there on one of her protein farts! Literally Chauvin!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 4 points 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 08:28:15 ago (+4/-0)

Same here. I was expecting the hardware to fail.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 14:14:29 ago (+1/-0)

And her waist size is .... equator !!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.6 yearsNov 22, 2023 20:08:52 ago (+1/-0)

That's an insult to the equator.

At least the equator is hot.