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Watched Top Gun: Maverick last night

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to movies 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 11:14:06 ago (+7/-0)     (movies)

Alright movie, but downright retarded. When Maverick got shot down, I was like "watch, he's gonna steal a plane from the enemy because he's apparently so good at that, then he's gonna land it on the carrier." and thats exactly what happened. It was stupid. Him and his buddy just waltz in to the enemy air base, hop in an old F14 that was there, assumed everything on it worked, then took off from the blown up airfield using a taxiway, narrowly avoiding a collision of course, and flew back to the carrier, dodging SAMs and shot down a couple enemy ultra-high tech 5th gen fighters before running out of ammo and being saved by a the reserve guy shooting down the last enemy plane that was tailing him at the last second.
Very predictable.
It was an alright movie though i guess.


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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 29, 2023 22:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

hop in an old F14 that was there, assumed everything on it worked

It wouldn't. I don't think anyone keeps those in full working order, fueled and armed up. You would need specialized shops/factories for the parts alone.

F-16/18's are much cheaper to keep in good working order. Plenty of spare parts and techs still alive who have the know-how.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 29, 2023 01:34:23 ago (+1/-0)

The original one was much better.

The new one was basically Naval Aviation Star Wars and filled with nostalgia bait.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 16:29:20 ago (+2/-1)

you forgot to put [spoiler alert] in your title

Now I'm definately not going to watch a movie I probably wasn't going to watch.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 29, 2023 22:35:14 ago (+0/-0)

THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 15:55:01 ago (+1/-0)

I had to turn it off after about 15 minutes, it had way too much diversity BS in it. I don't know how you finished it.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 12:11:08 ago (+5/-0)

I ain’t watching it because it was propagandized and used as an example of “SEE! Still America!”. No it’s not fucking asshole. It was made pre 2020.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 17:19:44 ago (+2/-1)

How many really give a fuck if you don't watch it?
Yeah thats a fuck ton less than those that would give a fuck right?

[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 19:30:08 ago (+2/-0)

Literally everyone never shutting up about the movie are just trying to get them to watch it. I'm telling them to fuck off.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 11:50:39 ago (+2/-0)

The version they focus tested had Maverick die when he was shot down. The remaining 45 minutes of the film was funeral planning and burial, but it didn’t test well with the audience. 0.0 percent..

[ - ] TheGreatWar 3 points 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 14:56:23 ago (+3/-0)

Should have focused on him meeting Goose in heaven, and Goose is looking for his dog tags and asks Maverick if he has seen them.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 11:46:37 ago (+1/-0)

Can someone edit the “ass to ass” scene into this movie right before Cruise sneaks out of the house and gets caught trespassing by the daughter?

[ - ] FreeinTX 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 11:22:46 ago (+5/-0)

The movie plot was derivative as hell, downright idiocy, but the arial footage was what made the movie. I saw it at an Imax. That helped.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 11:34:37 ago (+3/-0)

I wish I'd have seen it in a theater

[ - ] WNwoman 11 points 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 11:21:22 ago (+11/-0)

I thought the most retarded thing was the female pilots and non White pilots. Trying to have us believe those were the top fighter pilots in the country. Lol

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 5 points 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 11:34:15 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah that too, told my gf "psssh of course they have to have the strong smart wamen and nigger pilots." what a load of bs

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 1.4 yearsNov 29, 2023 01:43:09 ago (+1/-0)

The female pilot being there was realistic. You can look up TopGun (Navy Fighter Weapons School) class photos and see a few classes with multiple women in them. I still haven't found a nigger in one though. LOL. They were pretty woke with their brown skinned casting in the movie for sure.

[ - ] WNwoman 0 points 1.4 yearsNov 29, 2023 10:49:35 ago (+0/-0)

I’m not denying that they install female pilots in those positions. But if you ask any good White male pilot they always agree the women pilots are typically awful at the job. They panic under pressure. Yet get propped up and excused all through training because of their front holes and the need for diversity.

[ - ] NukeAmerica -2 points 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 16:06:51 ago (+1/-3)

Boomers ate that shit up. Democrats are the real sexists and racists.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 11:21:02 ago (+4/-0)

I thought it was ok. Just a fun action movie, so don't look too critically at the plot. Wasn't too woke, which was good.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsNov 28, 2023 11:35:19 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, at least some nigger didnt swoop in a fix any mistakes or save their asses