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It's the annual penis inspection day at work. It goes along with a DOT physical and urine sample. The physical an UA are done at the doctors office but my boss is who performs the penis inspections. I asked why we even do these and he said we can't have our techs out there on job sites with unruly penises. Im in the bathroom at work right now trimming up my bush. I've been falling behind on my penis maintenance and don't want to get written up. Wish me luck.