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Today is penis inspection day at work

submitted by Not_a_redfugee to whatever 11 monthsDec 18, 2023 10:04:16 ago (+0/-4)     (whatever)

It's the annual penis inspection day at work. It goes along with a DOT physical and urine sample. The physical an UA are done at the doctors office but my boss is who performs the penis inspections. I asked why we even do these and he said we can't have our techs out there on job sites with unruly penises. Im in the bathroom at work right now trimming up my bush. I've been falling behind on my penis maintenance and don't want to get written up. Wish me luck.


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[ - ] chrimony 1 point 11 monthsDec 18, 2023 10:17:20 ago (+1/-0)

Do you take it up the butt at the same time?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee [op] 1 point 11 monthsDec 18, 2023 12:22:24 ago (+1/-0)

No that's anus inspection day. Those are triannual so its not a big deal

[ - ] Anus_Expander -2 points 11 monthsDec 18, 2023 10:40:28 ago (+0/-2)

Regular manscaping is good for the soul, and don't forget the bootyhole

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 11 monthsDec 18, 2023 15:34:31 ago (+2/-0)

For quick and more entertaining results, use a kitchen torch. Do it out on the porch though, because the odor is a bit noxious.

https://www.pond5.com/stock-footage/item/64852078-removing-hair-baby-pig-using-blow-torch

Like this, but move faster to avoid browning.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 11 monthsDec 18, 2023 11:00:32 ago (+2/-0)

I thought girls didn't have a penis.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 11 monthsDec 18, 2023 12:56:01 ago (+0/-1)

Another fag and his alt