Just got back. How you niggers been - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Just got back. How you niggers been
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to whatever 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:09:35 ago (+17/-0) (whatever)

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 04:56:22 ago (+0/-0)

Dude...to someone who has never done drugs...why? Is it simply the apparently nice feeling? Life isn't about nice feelings. To be pain-free is the only nice feeling us humans need.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 07:09:22 ago (+0/-0)

Guess you're a normie

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 07:12:39 ago (+0/-0)

You gotta respect your body to stay strong.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 08:41:16 ago (+0/-0)

Your anus says otherwise

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 08:38:15 ago (+0/-0)

Guess you're a normie

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 04:50:02 ago (+0/-0)

Fine thank you. How was Folsom (FSP)?

[ - ] Not_C 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 01:02:20 ago (+5/-0)

When you were gone we all had a meeting and agreed that -

- There's estrogen in hops. So no one is allowed to drink beer.
- Firewater is for spics and injuns. And we don't want to act like the lesser races.
- Marijuana is a testosterone blocker. And only for trannies. Or people who will become trannies eventually, but who just don't know it yet.
- No one is allowed to do meth, otherwise people will build up a tolerance and won't be able to pull off what Aimo Koivunen did.

So now everyone spends their time making babies. Or they work out, preparing for either a race war or the rapture.
Well, that and everyone is now only allowed to eat meat cooked on carbon emitting bbqs and open fires.

Other than that, everyone is preparing to celebrate the great "Hey everyone! I'm not a kike or a muzzie!" holiday called Christmas.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:29:16 ago (+2/-0)

Glad to see you back my Viking brother! Never forgot about you and was hoping to see you back soon. What’s it been, 4-6 weeks? Hell I don’t know what day it is half the time. I was sober once in AA for almost six years. That was back in the late eighties, early nineties. I attended my last meeting in 1994 and that was just to meet an old friend who was giving me a pair of SBC heads.
Anyway, good luck to you my friend. As they say, stick with the winners!

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:33:09 ago (+3/-0)

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 04:53:27 ago (+2/-0)

How come you never address me like that?

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 10:41:48 ago (+1/-0)

Paul, you have to wander off to treatment for a few weeks. Get well soon.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 17:56:49 ago (+1/-0)

I would like to be called a Viking every now and again.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 21:28:49 ago (+0/-0)

Are you a Viking? I am. He is. It’s a blood thing.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 21:32:28 ago (+1/-0)

Oh!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 19:17:46 ago (+5/-0)

Dogshitsniffer blocked me and won't talk to me anymore.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:48:16 ago (+4/-0)

We're you screwing the pooch

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:04:35 ago (+2/-0)

IDK, but its a doggone shame.

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 04:52:01 ago (+2/-0)

Oh man! That sucks!

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:22:22 ago (+3/-0)

I’ve been turkey hunting in Nebraska for a week. No Wi-Fi for my iPad. I didn’t miss all the kike shilling.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:38:46 ago (+0/-0)

For sure

[ + ] NaturalSelectionistWorker

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:02:36 ago (+0/-0)

Stop by Casanova's in Omaha on your way out for some unvaxxed meat.

[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 01:32:10 ago (+1/-0)

I was in Omaha. Never been there before. I’ll try the place next year.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:21:00 ago (+2/-0)

shit

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:38:10 ago (+1/-0)

Ey?

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 20:03:29 ago (+1/-0)

bah

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:49:05 ago (+1/-0)

I see

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 06:41:48 ago (+1/-0)

OOF

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 16:37:41 ago (+0/-0)

Yargh!

[ - ] Peleg 6 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:15:11 ago (+6/-0)

Y'alls wanna know how it bees? Ima tells you how it bees!
It's been all Raysis up in here an sheeeeeiiit!

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:37:51 ago (+5/-0)

Good. I have nigger fatigue, even if I can get along with em

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 19:22:49 ago (+2/-0)

shaddup, nigra!

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:34:51 ago (+1/-0)

Hale–Bopp Comet might be

coming back in six days,

to pick up some more

space monkeys.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:51:42 ago (+1/-0)

You serious Clark. I just found out sea monkeys are real

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:42:18 ago (+0/-0)

Did you buy a new house clahhk?

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:23:26 ago (+0/-0)

Sigh. No

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:12:51 ago (+8/-0)

It's been horrible. We've had to actually get up and get our own champaigne, hors d'oeuvres, and / or grey poopon due to the total lack of butlers!

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:22:36 ago (+3/-0)

I'll be serving o'douls now

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:46:23 ago (+3/-0)

no-fun beer

So your time away was not fun then?

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 5 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:54:43 ago (+5/-0)

It was actually... Today I'm getting used to everything. Sober house and all. At an AA meeting. Somehow get voat without WiFi, but no other sites... Have to pay phone bill

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel 4 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 20:31:34 ago (+4/-0)

Hang in there brother. Totally worth the suck you go thru to get and stay sober. I love my sober life today. I'm the most blessed dumbass on the planet. If I can do it...

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 21, 2023 07:06:57 ago (+2/-0)

same here, fuck the liquid jew

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:12:59 ago (+3/-0)

Somehow get voat without WiFi, but no other sites...

Confirmed honeypot!

Hope the transition won't suck...good luck.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 18:40:28 ago (+3/-1)

Yeah. It's all a little sus

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 19:01:04 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah. It's all a little sus

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 19:01:12 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. It's all a little sus

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:41:11 ago (+2/-0)

One more time?

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:49:35 ago (+0/-0)

That techno duo with the masks?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:20:49 ago (+0/-0)

No. but yes.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:24:36 ago (+0/-0)

My brain is on overload today. scratching to think of their name without searching... Daft punk!

[ + ] NamelessOne

[ - ] NamelessOne 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:41:04 ago (+1/-0)

My first sponsor in aa ripped into me for being on my phone during meetings. Youre there because you fucked your life up and can't stop drinking.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 23:09:06 ago (+1/-0)

Try not to, but my heads spinning today.

Saw my old sponsor tonight. Haven't talked to him in years, besides recently on the phone from rehab. Heard he had recovered from cancer before I went in. Meant to call sooner.

Still sober after surgery, cause it came back. Only late 40s or early 50s. Used to shoot up moonshine. Grandpa got busted selling guns to the IRA. Learned how to read in AA. Still sober with stage 4 esophagus

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 21:40:36 ago (+1/-0)

Faggot

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:12:43 ago (+1/-0)

Did you go to jail?

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 17:22:03 ago (+2/-0)

I did an overnight before a binge then rehab

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope 2 points 1.5 yearsDec 20, 2023 22:25:31 ago (+2/-0)

Alcohol with the aid of cocaine?

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler