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Tonight Was My Last Night At My Job. Here is HR’s Reprimand To Me and My Longwinded,Retaliatory Reply

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 01:36:03 ago (+42/-3)     (whatever)

To: William
From: HR Department
Date: 12/14/2023
Subject: Notice of Warning for Failure to Comply with Mandated Timekeeping Method & Unprofessional Written Communication


Dear William,

I am writing to address concerns regarding your failure to clock in and out via the Ehub App, as well as issues related to recent communication via the operations security line. Your consistent failure to adhere to standard clock-in and clock-out procedures, along with the use of unprofessional language in text messages, has raised significant concerns.

Upon reviewing your messages containing personal experiences and opinions on non-work-related topics while off duty, they were deemed inappropriate, disturbing, and extremely concerning for the company. Specifically, we request that you refrain from sharing personal stories in response to operational routine inquiries from the dispatch team. Such behavior does not align with the professional standards expected at our company. It is imperative that all communication, including text messages, maintains a level of professionalism and respect.

This Warning serves as a Formal Notice regarding both the failure to follow clock-in and clock-out procedures and the lack of professionalism in text messages. Failure to meet these expectations moving forward may result in further disciplinary action, up to and including termination.

We trust that you will take this notice seriously and make the necessary adjustments to comply with our standards.

If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to contact me.

Sincerely,
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MY REPLY:

They’re not “personal stories”— Operations was being trolled every single time. If any of you truly found them “disturbing” or “extremely concerning”, then you’re even more monkey-minded than I initially surmised. If you truly believed any of it, you’d be ethically obligated to drug test me (DUH!) But we both know ethics mean much less to agencies than nickel-and-diming and not having to spend $75 (heaven forbid!) on a test kit. But you’re full of shit and you know you were being trolled.

As I said in my recent text: “Professionals”, don’t need daily reminders to come into work every day—morons and drug addicts do. That is why the last delightful trolling you received was disguised as the latter. In fact, I foreshadowed it last year when I told Operations that you must hire a bunch of crackheads and junkies if you have to resort to managing people like this.

You already sent that creepy, little blowhard Moore to the job site with some information from my background check to try to ruffle my feathers on camera and he hasn’t been back since. What he thought was his big reveal to me was hinting that he knew I had manipulated my way out of the Army at Age 18 before Basic Training. How shameful! WHO CARES? Only veterans care about that.

These “fighting men” are the same cucks who get brainwashed into fighting foreign wars for Jewish bankers and half of them come home broke, dismembered and addicted to drugs, yet most will have nothing to say about America’s domestic enemies. I came home intact with all of my limbs and sanity. Guys like Moore will always be someone's little chain-of-command hoe. He also came here to the job site thinking he could impress me with tales of who he knows from the client and (company name) as if I would be wowed like a teenage groupie meeting some R&B singer. What a kissass.

My IQ is most likely much higher than yours and all of your co-workers, Hilda. I‘ve been doing this many years before this company came into existence (this company hasn’t been around since 1992 like it says on your website—those Jews are full of shit. They probably weren’t even gravy in their kike daddy’s nuts back in 1992) and almost all of these other man-pimping agencies got into this game. Most of you were still in grade school and some weren’t even born yet. I also still have my balls; balls which have been purposefully bred out of this industry and this nation. For instance: three employers before you tried to bully me with their HR bullshit into poisoning myself with that death vax and all three failed and I still kept those jobs a while longer. Most, if not all of you, capitulated and sacrificed your health to keep your little beancounter jobs and will predictably do something immoral or self-injurious again in the future at the behest of your employers. That speaks to your collective weakness and lack of character. You’re niggers. Like most modern-day Americans, people in the corporate workplace are like scared, anthropomorphic rat people scurrying around on the floor for day-old pizza crusts. You can delude yourself with false prestige of degrees you have from which Marxist training academies masquerading as universities…what your military or police background is…to me, you’re all, like most modern-day Americans: bitchhearted idiots.

As employers, you’re used to dealing with poor peasants (niggers) with low-to-middling intelligence as most employers are—particularly in this field. However, I occasionally wear a $15K Rolex Sky-Dweller (one of 4 Rolexes not in the bank at any given time) and have a completely paid off mortgage for my small apartment. So, just like the daily reminders to show up for work, your job-loss threats were better left for brokies, now aren’t they? I have enough money in the bank right now to fly somewhere tomorrow and have whores in my hotel room for the next 7 years straight. I may work a peasant job, but from a monetary standpoint, I’m very solidly middle class.

Employers, however, prefer their employees to be amongst the working poor and just one paycheck away from blowing someone in an alley for a sandwich so that you may more easily control them. They would love for me to fit the typical, sad sack narrative of a degenerate gambler, an alcoholic, a drug addict, a recently-fleeced divorcee or just some lowbrow idiot who doesn’t know how to manage his money. Then I’d be at their/your mercy, huh? Most of you, be it out in the field or in the office, are financially leveraged or otherwise compromised in some regard and terrified at the prospect of job loss and no longer having the “privilege” to obsequiously serve your Jewish masters. You can’t project that onto me. They haven’t broken this Goy.

I already have a PT job lined up. Most employers in this field would immediately cream their pants at the sight of a 6’7”, barrel-chested, confident, well-spoken man who they can send to their clients; someone who actually has documented (and even more undocumented) instances of saving lives in this field. None of the mentally-challenged, softbatch pussies you hire will ever have my resume in that regard. I’m not limited to this field, either.

L’chaim!

William

P.S.: Human Resources departments contribute almost NOTHING to society. They are predominantly female, mostly enforce hyper-Liberal, Marxist (Jewish) work policies and are in place as a preventative measure due to the historical damage done by litigious women and Jewish lawyers to the American workplace. Women in most professions besides stripping, HR and Nursing are horrendous, are usually a hindrance/liability and are statistically less-productive than their male counterparts. That’s a fact and not part of the fallacious, Cultural Marxist, diversity and inclusion propaganda that they shovel down your throats.



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[ - ] GrayDragon 13 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 04:56:35 ago (+13/-0)*

My God you babble a lot.

Any case, start a GoFundMe or some shit. I'll give you a $100 for all the crazy shit you have done.

E: Not joking, you deserve money for ripping down kike posters. Make some kind of kick back thing for you. It is honorable.

E2: I'm going to make a GoFundMe for you. I will call you the moral Palestinian! Or something.

[ - ] deleted 13 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 08:00:12 ago (+13/-0)

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[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 09:35:52 ago (+3/-0)

moral Palestinian

Is there some equivalent of "Smokey the bear" for litter or jew propaganda?

[ - ] I_am_baal 4 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 13:08:54 ago (+4/-0)

Only YOU can prevent kikery!

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 12:20:28 ago (+1/-0)

I support this. Please let us know when this is set up and how to get to and contribute to it.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 12 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 01:46:05 ago (+12/-0)

👍

[ - ] clymer 9 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 09:12:25 ago (+9/-0)

..Yeah. A little long-winded. I would have replied with a couple of sentences~

Dear Hildabeast:
You do realize that I quit (?). I could reply with equally insulting language, but two wrongs don't make a right; take your parents as an example.

Exclusively,
William

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 10:37:46 ago (+5/-3)

He’s a dramatic little bitch.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 8 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 11:49:51 ago (+8/-0)

These two are great, they know it's true.

"Most, if not all of you, capitulated and sacrificed your health to keep your little beancounter jobs and will predictably do something immoral or self-injurious again in the future at the behest of your employers. That speaks to your collective weakness and lack of character."


"people in the corporate workplace are like scared, anthropomorphic rat people scurrying around on the floor for day-old pizza crusts"


HR is always so focused on lawsuits, slander, and gathering evidence. It might be good to sue them and settle out of court.

[ - ] DrLeoMarvin 7 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 09:18:10 ago (+7/-0)

Now, THIS is how you respond to a letter of "reprimand."

Well done. 👏🏻

[ - ] deleted 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 15:29:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Monica 5 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 14:27:10 ago (+5/-0)

I liked your reply. The retards you sent it to won't understand 25% of it. The part about needing to drug test because they hire people prone to drugs is on point. And on the vax: They drug test everyone but then mandate you take their drugs to keep your job.

I hope you find a better job or go self employed. It sucks working with retards who have any sort of perceived power.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 15:26:25 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] autotic 4 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 15:09:34 ago (+4/-0)

Waste of wind. 1) They aren't worth the effort. And 2) they won't read it.

Tell them to F off, go out and start a competing business, run them out of business. Pass said business to oldest son and make sure he knows how the company started.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 16:32:38 ago (+3/-0)

The point of this type of diatribe is more so catharsis for the writer than effect on the reader.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 16:48:03 ago (+4/-0)

Yes! 50/50, though. I also want them to know that they’re weak, desperate bitches who kiss Jew asses, etc.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 4 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 12:06:15 ago (+4/-0)

Never sell out and never surrender. There is always another job down the street.
Fuck'em.
They'll suffer more from your absence than you'll suffer from leaving the job.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 09:31:27 ago (+4/-0)

bitchhearted idiots

First time hearing this insult...nice way to describe vaxxies.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 16:36:29 ago (+3/-0)

10/10 too based for this earth. Rest assured the HR roastie who sees this WILL seethe uncontrollably while simultaneously soaking her panties and wishing the dicking down was physical and not just verbal.

HOES MAD X24

[ - ] con77 4 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 07:16:09 ago (+4/-0)

They texted you to remind you to come to work?

WTF are all the employees autistic?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 5 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 07:59:54 ago (+5/-0)

Operations. 100% of the people I tell about this shit say that it’s insulting and stupid.No one says that it is a good idea. Except them.

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 4 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 16:56:59 ago (+4/-0)

That was truly brilliant, BigGuy. Well done with the e-bitchslap. LOL

[ - ] con77 2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 23:38:01 ago (+2/-0)

I've been working for 54 years. Never had to be reminded to go to work

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 4 monthsDec 30, 2023 14:21:09 ago (+0/-0)

NEVER GIVESENDGO. Fucking banker's thieves and twisted cult sucking tyrants.

There's a place for them on the platform, and they know it.

[ - ] carnold03 3 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 05:51:51 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 05:39:37 ago (+3/-0)

I'm not sure who's getting trolled the most here, as it looks like you took Hilda's bait. When it comes down to it, you're still the employee.

Maybe if you had briefly 'admitted' you were just acting as an employee as research for your next book on "the relationship between female HR workers and substandard IQ". Then thanked her for the material "that will help me prove my case". Shorter is better. Too long shows Hilda succeeded in getting under your skin.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 10 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 05:47:27 ago (+10/-0)

I had considered that and it is definitely not farfetched, but I had ignored about 7 previous emails and directives from her and her underlings. I like going out with a bang when I’ve had enough.

2 jobs ago, I left with a similar email and threatened to picket the place with signs that informed guests checking in that the hotel was hosting pedophiles and rooms were being ransacked.The job before that, I found out where my nigger boss lived and knocked on his door on Sunday morning and took an action photo.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 06:40:44 ago (+3/-0)

the hotel was hosting pedophiles and rooms were being ransacked.

As long as you're going to be an employee anyway, those incidents sound entertaining enough to be monetized in videos, or whatever.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 09:30:20 ago (+2/-0)

action photo

Care to elaborate? Did they open the door, you took a photo and said "found you!" or was it more fun?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 5 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 16:55:06 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] OoklaTheMok 5 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 17:00:10 ago (+5/-0)

That look. Hahahaaa. Ah, shit.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 18:07:57 ago (+2/-0)

Found you!

What a weird mix of Danny and Donald Glover.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 05:09:18 ago (+4/-1)

This is one those cases where arguing just isn't the correct solution.
Declare yourself Alpha and take your rightful place in the company.
https://youtube.com/shorts/1FBUissWwV4?si=C_Ex9i2H3FY-yIKH

[ - ] MichaelStewart 6 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 05:23:30 ago (+6/-0)*

My favorite line is

the consequences that follow are still going to apply to the alpha.

[ - ] Monica 3 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 14:35:44 ago (+3/-0)

It must really stink in that classroom. He has three bottles of spray on his desk!

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 04:32:34 ago (+1/-0)

Make sure to take an emotional support clown to the meeting:
https://files.catbox.moe/ms1uge.jpeg

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 01:05:13 ago (+1/-0)

Never sell out and never surrender. There is always another job down the street.
Fuck'em.
They'll suffer more from your absence than you'll suffer from leaving the job.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 10:09:55 ago (+2/-0)

It's too bad that they're not likely to actually read your reply.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 7 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 11:59:07 ago (+7/-0)

Oh that bitch read it more than once and sent it to other HR cunts while seething and trying to convince herself she's not a useless, nigger tier, retard. He will live in her head rent free until she can block out the memories and create a fictional narrative of her own self worth. I guarantee

[ - ] SithEmpire 2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 10:05:00 ago (+2/-0)

Even with the stripper profession I'm concerned that it involves resisting their natural impulse to talk all the time.

Conversely, credit where it's due, all the talking makes them great receptionists and secretaries. Bonus points for putting them in procurement to harness the nagging power, and taking fewer liberties with sourcing inferior parts to save a few pennies.

[ - ] PORTforceOne 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 12:39:24 ago (+1/-0)

Starts with 'trolling' 2 sentences in and finishes with I'm smarter and richer than you.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 14:31:22 ago (+2/-0)

Starts with "Starts with 'trolling' 2 sentences in".

If it's 2 sentences in it's not the start bucko.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 08:31:39 ago (+1/-0)

What exactly do you do?

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 15:53:59 ago (+2/-0)

He is a doorman for rich jews

[ - ] oppressed 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 08:31:31 ago (+2/-1)

i dont think this was the right idea, to debate jq and stuff with employer. we want to be liked by normies so wn ideas will be liked. plus u need to keep a secure job. God bless and keep you.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 10:36:46 ago (+3/-3)

Do you need a MySpace page? I mean, where do self absorbed attention whores go these days?

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers -1 points 4 monthsDec 29, 2023 04:48:50 ago (+0/-1)

lmao your reply looks like shit i've seen to employers in emails, texts and said straight to their faces in meetings.

they think they're going to get an edge on me by having several people sitting across that table and I'm the only one on my side. nope. i'm delivering that death blow no matter how many people you've got over there. and they're going to get an earful about the jew and diversity hiring as well and the coloreds and women are going to be named. and i'll say jew a few more times and call them cucks as well lol

[ - ] chrimony -4 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 02:13:49 ago (+2/-6)

You go from worrying to having money to pay the dentist to saying you can fly off and have a whore in your hotel room for 7 years straight. I guess that mentality fits with your stupid Rolex fetish.

Did you take the cum dumpster job for old men under a bridge?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 02:21:24 ago (+5/-1)

I only worry about the dentist money because I am being prudent and not wanting to tap into my savings. Realistically, I could pay it off 30 or 40 times over and still have my Rolies.

[ - ] chrimony -1 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 02:32:24 ago (+1/-2)

I think you'll be under that bridge before you sell Your Precious.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 8 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 02:44:12 ago (+8/-0)

Niggers and desperadoes look to sell heirlooms to solve short-term crises.

[ - ] chrimony -3 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 02:47:45 ago (+2/-5)

Imagine being a gay whore for an old man over selling a watch, and thinking you're better than a nigger. Ayyyye 'Tone?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 6 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 02:57:13 ago (+6/-0)*

Imagine being a board troll with no concept of comedy or nuance. You’re probably the only person here who would think that a guy with 4 Rolies and a paid off mortgage would actually be doing that and was not instead being facetious.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 15:34:33 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] chrimony -5 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 03:24:48 ago (+1/-6)

Ok, Big Gay.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 15:27:02 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] chrimony -3 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 15:27:31 ago (+0/-3)

Ok, Little Gay.

[ - ] deleted 4 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 15:32:39 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 3 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 15:30:45 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 4 monthsDec 28, 2023 02:22:08 ago (+0/-0)

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