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I'm a psychic. AMA -Will answer questions for the next hour or so

submitted by deleted to TellUpgoat 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:39:53 ago (+5/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:45:34 ago (+3/-0)

How much nuffins can a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffins?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 4 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:47:22 ago (+4/-0)

all kinds of nuffins dat he dindu.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:46:28 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:46:50 ago (+2/-0)

shekels

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:48:03 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] iSnark 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:51:08 ago (+3/-0)

I think it's actually closer to 90%...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:52:50 ago (+2/-0)

90% is correct with a 4% service charge

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:02:09 ago (+1/-0)

OY VEY! It HAS TO BE at least a 6% service charge at minimum, or else you're an antisemitic bigot nazi far right trump supporter!!!!1

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:05:32 ago (+3/-0)

I have to donate the remaining 6% to israel and ukraine and...oh shit I now owe them moneys halp!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:37:12 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:38:18 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks. It'll mean a lot.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:40:32 ago (+2/-0)

Bless you, brother. In that case, I'll give even more!
Continue thread

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:45:29 ago (+2/-0)

Will @ragnar ever let go of his moms apron strings?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:46:32 ago (+1/-0)

Yes but only at the end

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:48:14 ago (+1/-0)

Hold on mama Ragnar. Only 4 more years!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:23:52 ago (+1/-0)

Will Juanita above ever be sent back to Mexico?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:27:04 ago (+2/-0)

No because I will marry her. I can fix her.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:28:38 ago (+2/-0)

You can’t fix stupid.
Also, eww at you race mixing

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:30:44 ago (+2/-0)

Just this once. I promise. I'll even close my eyes.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:23:16 ago (+1/-0)

Hmm you left a spot in the kitchen, Juanita

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:38:31 ago (+1/-0)

That's her G spot.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:41:03 ago (+2/-0)

Fookin deezgoostin

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:27:55 ago (+1/-0)

Will @gowithit ever learn English?

Will @paul_neri die of aids from his thai ladyboy “wife” or his 17th booster?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:34:50 ago (+2/-0)

Paul Neri will claim that something is hurtful, damn hurtful. Then he will get arrested for trying to smuggle a huge dildo filled with an illegal lizard across the border but all charges get dropped because of a technicality and then he gets the aids.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 05:14:21 ago (+0/-0)

Will Ragnar be conscripted in WW3?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:25:49 ago (+1/-0)

Will BigGuyFromNYC's dick get bigger or smaller this year?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:29:09 ago (+2/-0)

His size will remain, however, and unfortunately, I see a big sore appearing. The future can be changed. Don't rawdog hogslogs.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:36:00 ago (+2/-0)

So when he screams, "MUH DIK!" it's because he has VD then? Wow! It all makes sense now.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:22:09 ago (+1/-0)

I'm a psychic.

I knew this was coming.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 3 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:31:39 ago (+3/-0)

I knew that you would know this was coming.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:18:05 ago (+1/-0)

Should @TheOriginal1Icemonkey increase his holdings in Mogen David, or should he sell, and purchase more shares of Manischewit?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:26:09 ago (+1/-0)*

Sell everything and invest in crack. Then invest what's left in Betamax. Its the future.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:31:59 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:00:53 ago (+1/-0)

What the fuck is wrong with the wiring in my 1980 Mercedes 300CD?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:04:43 ago (+1/-0)

While replacing the ignition switch, one or two wires fell loose from the car, not the switch. If its not that then its the jews.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 22:35:46 ago (+1/-0)

DAMN IT!! I KNEW IT HAD TO BE THE jEWS!!!

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:42:46 ago (+1/-0)

Will @system announce the end of Upgoat/VOAT next Christmas?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 21:44:41 ago (+2/-0)

No. He will add stuff and make it better!

[ - ] anrach 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 17:28:47 ago (+0/-0)

Way to go nostrafagus

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 4 monthsJan 2, 2025 17:43:48 ago (+0/-0)

Hey! I called it! HMNS boofed it, go yell at him!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.4 yearsDec 31, 2023 23:10:25 ago (+0/-0)

When will Queeri finally rope?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 05:11:39 ago (+0/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 1, 2024 07:55:37 ago (+0/-0)

KYS Queeri