First Sighting of California’s New “Ebony Alert” In Action. “ Ebony Alert is a new statewide alert system specifically for missing Black children and young Black women between the ages of 12 and 25”. TIL that niggers are children until they are 25. - Upgoat

First Sighting of California’s New “Ebony Alert” In Action. “ Ebony Alert is a new statewide alert system specifically for missing Black children and young Black women between the ages of 12 and 25”. TIL that niggers are children until they are 25.
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 00:21:38 ago (+35/-0) (www.kcra.com)
https://www.kcra.com/article/los-angeles-ebony-alert-issued-kayla-higgs/46289907

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 12 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 06:17:33 ago (+12/-0)

Every time I walk out my door I'm on Ebony Alert.
Never Relax !

[ - ] Cunty 10 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 03:08:02 ago (+10/-0)

They're children forever, not enough braincells to make it as an adult.

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 03:43:12 ago (+3/-0)

TIL that niggers are children until they are 25

"Children" and "child-like" do NOT mean the same thing.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 07:00:19 ago (+3/-0)

My dog, while child-like, does not rape children.

[ - ] Dingo 7 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 03:03:09 ago (+7/-0)

<in my best ebonics accent> But ... aint nobody gonna be lookin' for no black babies!

Honestly, they'll just ignore it like they ignore the battery warning on their fire alarms.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 06:35:11 ago (+6/-0)

not even niggers care about missing niggers tho

[ - ] Sleazy 7 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 00:33:21 ago (+7/-0)

Gas the kikes

[ + ] I_am_baal

[ - ] I_am_baal 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 05:49:38 ago (+2/-0)

Racecar plough!

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 03:17:39 ago (+6/-0)

She has black hair and brown eyes

Geez thanks I never knew what a nigger looked like until now

[ - ] Rowdybme 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 05:42:45 ago (+4/-0)

Here in Texas they are all ebony alerts. Jamal stole his kid from monesha and fled in a 1999 silver Ford contour.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 17:52:43 ago (+0/-0)

It's mostly child custody disputes, so white people participate at a lower rate.

[ + ] canbot

[ - ] canbot 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 18:07:14 ago (+0/-0)

Jamal does not want anything to do with his kids.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 19:06:32 ago (+0/-0)

Usually has something to do with pressuring mom. It's a kidnapping, right? You do it and then make demands.

[ + ] Rowdybme

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 6, 2024 00:34:58 ago (+0/-0)

Unless he wants to piss off moneshas white mother by taking his niglet because she refused to pay the insurance on his car when he wanted to use the money for crack.

[ - ] mikenigger 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 03:45:03 ago (+4/-0)

there will be an 'ebony alert' setting on smartphones and everyone will disable it

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 03:16:04 ago (+4/-0)

Bro they are never adults

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 08:11:04 ago (+3/-0)

Did anybody check the parking lot at the truck stop?
She 17. She prolly down at da truck stop slinging dat ass. Suckin truckers dick fo $20 a pop. She either at the truck stop or in the trap house, fo sho.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 02:30:24 ago (+3/-0)

Everytime you get one of these spam texts from Shaniqua, call the number and tell them you want them to take you off the list.

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 05:50:09 ago (+2/-0)

like as if you can even recognize them lmao

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 15:17:12 ago (+1/-0)

Ebony alert is a very thoughtful service, it gives residents time to lock up their personal effects and store their bikes accordingly to limit nig theft.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 15:10:56 ago (+1/-0)

niggers are easiest to traffic

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 11:56:02 ago (+1/-0)

All of these are niggers that decided to go and fuck off from their parents. Literally no one wants to kidnap a nigger

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 03:07:22 ago (+1/-0)

You mistyped 65

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 5, 2024 02:39:48 ago (+1/-0)

Sixhead

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