where the problems start - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

where the problems start
submitted by boekanier to funny 1.4 yearsJan 12, 2024 01:51:15 ago (+48/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Dingo 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 12, 2024 02:10:57 ago (+2/-0)

Problems you WOULDN'T have had, had you stayed single but now will have forever because of dating a gold digging karen.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 12, 2024 09:18:25 ago (+1/-0)

On one hand: I love my children

On the other hand: I wish it was the 50s where domestic abuse wasn't a thing.

[ - ] Chairman 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 12, 2024 09:36:06 ago (+1/-0)

I liken it to how sometimes you had to smack the top of your TV hard to fix it when the picture was on the fritz. Percussive maintenance.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 12, 2024 10:46:27 ago (+0/-0)

I call mine the reset: palm strike with upward trajectory to the forehead. Usually a 3-5 second period of confusion then back to factory settings.