Drive out to a dirt road, leave my truck on the side, leave a note in the window and the seat saying "free truck" with the keys stashed in a box or something in the bed.
Take a walk to a secluded spot, lean up against a tree, go to sleep.
The coyotes can play with my bones. Even dead I might be of some use.
No, but you piqued my curiosity. Seems to be a Tibetan buddhist thing.
I'm no Tibetan, and there's no religious reason behind it. My way of thinking is that nobody's coming to stare at my carcass at a funeral, nor would anyone go to see my expensive bastard headstone (even simple ones are too damn much). When I die, the world will forget I was ever there the very next day.
So why all the fanfare and expense? I just would like the Lord to let me know when time's up so I can make my way out and do as I said.
[ + ] PhantomXLII
[ - ] PhantomXLII 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 16, 2024 19:34:43 ago (+4/-0)
Take a walk to a secluded spot, lean up against a tree, go to sleep.
The coyotes can play with my bones. Even dead I might be of some use.
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 17, 2024 14:05:32 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] PhantomXLII
[ - ] PhantomXLII 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 17, 2024 15:57:33 ago (+0/-0)
I'm no Tibetan, and there's no religious reason behind it. My way of thinking is that nobody's coming to stare at my carcass at a funeral, nor would anyone go to see my expensive bastard headstone (even simple ones are too damn much). When I die, the world will forget I was ever there the very next day.
So why all the fanfare and expense? I just would like the Lord to let me know when time's up so I can make my way out and do as I said.
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 4 points 1.4 yearsJan 16, 2024 18:03:45 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Master_Foo
[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 1.4 yearsJan 16, 2024 19:33:14 ago (+3/-0)
100%
Will settle for a mountain lion.
[ + ]anon
[ - ] anon 3154910 2 points 1.4 yearsJan 16, 2024 17:09:48 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] mannerbund
[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 16, 2024 18:19:55 ago (+1/-0)
If I was out and about in nature, drowning would be my choice. It's not too bad, after having been somewhat close a few times.
[ + ] germ22
[ - ] germ22 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 16, 2024 17:27:11 ago (+2/-1)
[ + ]anon
[ - ] anon 3209077 1 point 1.4 yearsJan 16, 2024 16:40:32 ago (+2/-1)
[ + ] anon
[ - ] anon 1118492 [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 16, 2024 17:17:38 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] 2Drunk
[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 16, 2024 16:25:07 ago (+1/-1)
[ + ] anon
[ - ] anon 1118492 [op] 0 points 1.4 yearsJan 16, 2024 16:27:27 ago (+0/-0)