Husband to wife: "If you are sleeping, please send me your dreams. If you are laughing, please send me your smile. If you are crying, please send me your tears. Wife to husband: - Upgoat

Husband to wife: "If you are sleeping, please send me your dreams. If you are laughing, please send me your smile. If you are crying, please send me your tears. Wife to husband:
submitted by Peleg to Jokes 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 13:04:47 ago (+7/-1) (Jokes)

I'm on the pot. Please advise.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 14:13:30 ago (+5/-0)

Don't give me none of yo shit!

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 13:09:19 ago (+2/-0)

Please use some air freshener...

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 17:14:51 ago (+1/-0)

Another victim of the devil’s lettuce. Sad!

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 13:57:24 ago (+1/-0)

What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a chickpea?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 23:40:36 ago (+0/-0)

Mexicans and camel jockeys.

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 18, 2024 14:12:16 ago (+1/-1)

bathroom humor, jew confirmed.