My wife's financial understanding is even worst than i thought - Upgoat

You've become a very submissive wife. Very sorry to see this happen to a goat. Betting the sex life is shit too.

Go get a real wife and man up. Or in your case, MGTOW is even better. Sex with whores in dark alleys beats what you've gotten yourself into now. CUT AND RUN!

[ + ] KangzNSheeit

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 16:47:00 ago (+2/-0)

She's going to divorce you, take as much of your assets as possible, and try to get alimony from you going forward.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 17:48:16 ago (+0/-0)

what does she do?

[ - ] bobdole9 8 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 10:22:35 ago (+8/-0)

Run.

MiL wants your financials to HER accountant so when whatever "green light" event encourages her to persuade your wife to divorce, they can cash in on your income.

Take anything you value with you. Get AirTags or a proper PI to get evidence of their fuckery.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 12:50:39 ago (+6/-0)

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[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 13:59:06 ago (+3/-0)

The level of dysfunction you'd have to accept to believe OPs story is a little extreme.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 17:49:13 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 18:09:04 ago (+1/-0)

Was agreeing with you, although also could have been clearer. Not necessarily saying OP is lying either, but he'd almost come off better if he were. Getting into that situation and staying there is not a great look.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 -2 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 16:41:23 ago (+0/-2)

Are you serious? This place is full of total retards. Most of the submissions are garbage.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 17:48:52 ago (+2/-0)

yeah, your submissions

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 -2 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 20:10:07 ago (+0/-2)

I have the best submissions. Many people tell me that. They say “You have the best submissions. I wish I could submit pure gold like you.” Unfortunately for losers like you it’s just not possible. Many such cases!

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 20:36:16 ago (+1/-1)

What the fucking fuck is this

[ - ] PhantomXLII 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 11:03:41 ago (+7/-2)

Buddy, I've literally never had a relationship in my almost quarter-century of existence, but even I, a dumbass kid, can see exactly where this is going.

You're about to be, as our local Anus Expander put it, fucked.

This is pre-divorce planning. It's practically screaming divorce.

Run, ditch, bail, das vidanya or whatever, bonjour but in reverse, adios, and goodbye.

That's what you've got for options. If your wife is going along with it, she isn't enslaved, she's getting rid of you and trying to pull a fast one on you hoping you'll think exactly that.

Talk to your lawyer, your accountant, whoever can help you lock down every fucking thing you've ever thought you owned and start praying. You've got a wild ride ahead, the way it looks from where I'm standing.

Now, then again, all of us here could be wrong. But man... My gut does not give me warm fuzzy feelings on this.

Tl;Dr

Lock your shit down. Now.

[ + ] Stonkmar

[ - ] Stonkmar 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 13:19:56 ago (+1/-0)

People keep responding 'lock your shit down' and 'hide your assets'. I'm curious how.

[ + ] 4thTurning

[ - ] 4thTurning 7 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 13:33:02 ago (+7/-0)

When I knew divorce was coming from my first wife I gave my car to my dad as a gift.

[ - ] WNwoman 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 13:38:08 ago (+4/-0)

How many posts will it take for us to convince you that this marriage is over? You failed at being the man of the house and now she’s about to divorce rape you raw. Gather the shreds of dignity you still have and find an attorney immediately. Thank Christ you don’t have children.

[ - ] Localuser 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 13:19:38 ago (+4/-0)

Dude, your posts recently are all building up to your wife divorcing you and trying to take all your money. Put all your assets in a trust and fake your death

[ - ] nibnab 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 12:29:27 ago (+4/-0)

She isn't about to fuck you, you have been fucked. You are blaming her mother to avoid the reality that your wife is the fraud. I would immediately cash out everything, take a trip to Vegas which gives you plausible deniability, then buy Monero and or bitcoin. Better to gamble on crypto then guarantee to get divorce raped by your whore of a wife.

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 10:37:22 ago (+4/-0)

Convince your "wife" to open a new account, and transfer her money into her/your own account. You need to consider strategies for protecting yourself financially against the inevitable no-fault divorce your wife will undoubtedly pursue. Your wife can not live in two worlds, she will inevitably be forced to choose between you and her Mother. And you know what they say "Blood is thicker than water."

[ - ] taoV 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 12:46:58 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah my man time to work on sequestering funds. Ttake lots of cash out at bars, go gamble, or get some Monero (watch Breaking Monero to know how to better move things securely) and generally start protecting yourself on all fronts.

It's not your wife anymore. It's the enemy now. Sorry.

Also, I've never been through it, but this seems like good advice: When the fireworks start, get yourself a male divorce lawyer with a good record, and only communicate through him. Anything else is a risk that can be used against you. Initiate lawfare and don't feel bad about it.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 13:37:08 ago (+2/-0)

You married this thing?....2 options (1), put up with a bad marriage until you end up in jail, or, (2), a good divorce.

[ - ] Xantha 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 12:53:27 ago (+2/-0)

instead of the crazy hyperbole in here. just tell your wife youll be doing finances as a couple and MIL will no longer participate. /end story.

i maintain one joint account with my own mother, because she is an old disabled woman and cant do many things herself. so it is my duty to do them for her when needed.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 16:20:51 ago (+1/-0)*

Has your mother in law had all her boosters? Doesn't she know its covid season and she's part of an at risk demographic?

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 26, 2024 06:18:24 ago (+0/-0)

I thought you were getting divorced from your obviously cheating wife.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 20:12:22 ago (+0/-0)

You gon get raped, sheeeeit. Dumb nigger. Go back to reddit.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 25, 2024 16:44:49 ago (+0/-0)

Dumbass. You did it all wrong. I hope this lesson is painful because I doubt you’ll learn anything from it.

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