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Muh hamburger pattie! Half an onion and a whole jalapeño, above and below on this 3/4lb grass fed beef! And some garlic.

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 21:11:11 ago (+16/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] deleted 11 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 22:54:19 ago (+11/-0)

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[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:01:34 ago (+3/-0)

Tell 'em what you really wanted to say.... No soup,FOR YOU!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:57:20 ago (+2/-0)

Thanks for all your concern, but it turned out just fine.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 9 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 04:37:36 ago (+9/-0)

Nigger are you retarded? How are you going to get a sear on the meat with all that bullshit on top? You're just going to steam the patty and get no maillard reaction.

Non stick? Get the fuck out of here. Cast iron or seasoned stainless is the only way to go.

Take this shit back to /r/cooking

[ - ] Jack_Mehoff 5 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 22:57:46 ago (+5/-0)

First time cooking hamburgers?

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 4 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 22:33:55 ago (+4/-0)

What the fuck is going on here? So all the toppings just fuckoff when you flip it? Why didn't you just mix it all into the meat, and make a big batch of it. Why the fuck aren't you cooking it on a BBQ?

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 22:42:26 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:58:23 ago (+2/-0)

Thank you.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:34:10 ago (+3/-0)

I like mine with mushrooms and baby swiss.

[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 21:33:19 ago (+3/-0)

Nice!

One suggestion I'll offer is that if you're going stove-top, it's hard to beat a cast Iron skillet.

They get rocket hot, which can put a great sear on a burger or steak.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 21:40:46 ago (+3/-0)

When we did the kitchen remodel we bought all these fancy clad pans. That was a $200 Heston pan in that pic, I have a whole set of those as well as the stainless clad from that brand. My cast iron is in the gust house and I have yet to bring it back out for this kind of thing. I literally was thinking cast iron when I made this patty. Maybe next time.

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 23:03:40 ago (+2/-0)

$200 for a non stick. What a waste. Those things are disposable. The nonstick coating will wear off within a couple years of regular use. And possibly give you cancer.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 3 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 01:00:01 ago (+3/-0)

The value of money is relative to your ability to make money.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:03:55 ago (+2/-0)*

Just getting ready to bust his nuts on that! I thought for sure he'da been a cast iron guy!
EDIT: Maybe his wrists aren't strong enough for cast iron. LOL! I Decided to bust his nuts anyway!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 21:23:11 ago (+2/-0)

Needs olives

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 23:43:59 ago (+2/-0)

Yuck no

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 22:04:32 ago (+1/-0)

Well that's one less cow to stink up the planet farting. AOC will be so relieved! And jealous of that awesome looking burger!

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:03:14 ago (+2/-0)

Jealous? Why? Her puss-hole looks just like that.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:42:46 ago (+1/-0)

I don't even wanna know how you know that! 😂

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 11:14:39 ago (+0/-0)

when a city fag tries to do something he thinks is masculine but he does it wrong and posts about it online anyway for attention.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 22:25:08 ago (+1/-0)

City fag? Seriously dude, I live in the middle of Northern California ag land. The closest town has 900 people in it. Go fuck yourself.

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 30, 2024 13:56:43 ago (+0/-0)

so rural fag, either way if you think posting pics of your food, especially improperly prepared, is internet worthy you are without a doubt a giant effeminate faggot.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 30, 2024 22:01:19 ago (+1/-0)

You know, pretty much everyone here likes me. It seems you’re not fitting in much. Again. Fuck off.

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 31, 2024 08:15:52 ago (+0/-0)

the fact that matters to you proves you're a massive faggot. plus the top 5 replies are shitting on you... lol

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 31, 2024 22:30:29 ago (+0/-0)

True as can be. I just do what I want and don’t really care if you like it. I wasn’t inviting you to dinner anyway. Again, fuck off.
And, I’m still pretty well liked around here.

[ - ] goatfugee12 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 1, 2024 11:28:28 ago (+0/-0)

if you didn't care what I thought you wouldn't have responded so much.

if you didn't care what the other people thought you wouldn't keep saying "im well liked"

you are a MASSIVE FAGGOT who cares a lot about what internet strangers think of you, and you are a MASSIVE FAGGOT who lies about not caring.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 22:25:21 ago (+1/-0)

City fag? Seriously dude, I live in the middle of Northern California ag land. The closest town has 900 people in it. Go fuck yourself.

[ - ] Oldguynewname 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 21:52:01 ago (+0/-0)

Where do you get your meat from?

If I remember correctly you live in Oklahoma like me.

We got to wheelers meat market on 44th I think.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 01:01:55 ago (+1/-0)

I’m in Nor Cal.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 03:27:33 ago (+1/-0)

The Beef Initiative can hook you up with local ranchers who don't vaccinate.

[ - ] Ragnar -2 points 1.3 yearsJan 28, 2024 23:43:41 ago (+0/-2)

Remove the jalapeños to make it edible for humans

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 00:04:24 ago (+3/-1)

Fresh jalapenos are rarely very hot. FYI

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 09:55:33 ago (+0/-0)

I tried a fresh jalapeño on a burger once, disgusting made me red and my eyes were watering.
I have a cousin who thinks it’s manly to eat jalapeños. He’s not very bright and a loser like you guys on this thread.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 10:09:09 ago (+0/-0)

It doesnt have to be spicy. Roast it and deseed it.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 13:44:26 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker -1 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 03:27:02 ago (+0/-1)

My ancestors conquered the world in search of spices, thank you very much.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 09:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

Spices like cinnamon not heat like animals

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 10:10:51 ago (+0/-0)

You're complaining about jalapenos being hot and then throwing around cinnamon around like its not.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 13:45:44 ago (+0/-0)

Use a pinch or a dash, like a human. Don’t dump the whole jar in, dumb lupita

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 13:58:45 ago (+0/-0)

When you're done telling me your girls pet names for you quit being a pussy and use cinnamon like a man.

I only like my cinnamon sugared.- ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.3 yearsJan 29, 2024 16:44:30 ago (+0/-0)

Spice is supposed to be used in dashes and sprinkles. Your beaniness won’t be able to grasp the concept of subtlety