Stingray will have 'malicious birth' with no mate as aquarium staff believe that a SHARK may have impregnated it - Upgoat

Stingray will have 'malicious birth' with no mate as aquarium staff believe that a SHARK may have impregnated it
submitted by paul_neri to WeirdNews 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 18:12:01 ago (+5/-2) (www.dailymail.co.uk)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13068773/Stingray-malicious-birth-no-mate-aquarium-staff-believe-SHARK-impregnated-it.html

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 18:17:44 ago (+3/-0)

Immaculate conception

Immaculate chimera conception

The antichrist will be born of water.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 18:22:44 ago (+2/-0)

I'm pretty sure the Antichrist was "born" in the Pedo-Kike tunnels under that NYC Synagogue of inbreeders.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 18:19:43 ago (+2/-0)

bUt DiFfERenT SpecIeS cAn't REprOdUcE tOgETheR. OnE hUmAN rAcE!!1!

[ - ] SirNigsalot 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 18:21:43 ago (+1/-0)

I guess that means sharks and stingrays are exactly the same, who knew?

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 18:29:11 ago (+1/-0)

They can be close "cousins" and still reproduce.

Donkeys, Horses, and Zebras can reproduce i think.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 19:02:54 ago (+1/-0)

And lions and tigers

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 22:27:20 ago (+1/-0)

And bears. oh my!

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 18:34:49 ago (+1/-0)

When I visited that aquarium I didn't notice anything strange.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 19:31:43 ago (+0/-0)

You were pretty distracted by those dolphins.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 18:45:53 ago (+0/-0)

Shark rape?

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 10, 2024 19:31:18 ago (+1/-0)

Sharkslut!

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 11, 2024 03:49:03 ago (+0/-0)

I know where you are going with this. And, no, just because you got fucked by a donkey does not make you pregnant.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 12, 2024 09:28:37 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 12, 2024 13:26:06 ago (+0/-0)

I’m sure it will come out black or with a huge nose.