Two niggers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up at its top. A White guy walked by and asked what they were doing... - Upgoat

Two niggers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up at its top. A White guy walked by and asked what they were doing...
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.2 yearsFeb 12, 2024 14:42:06 ago (+38/-1) (Jokes)

"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Tyrone, "but we don't have a ladder."

The White guy took a wrench from his work bucket, loosened a couple of bolts and layed the pole down on the ground. Then he took a tape measure from his bucket, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.

One nigger shook his head and laughed, "Typical honky! We ask for the height and he gives us the length!"

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[ - ] Backwards 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 12, 2024 22:11:02 ago (+5/-0)

...and then they stole the flagpole.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 12, 2024 18:06:26 ago (+3/-0)

And the flag pole is now raycis.

[ - ] Dongle 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 12, 2024 17:55:43 ago (+5/-0)

Better system: Use a sextant to measure the angle from the horizon to the sun. Call this angle theta. Measure the length of the flagpole's shadow. Call this n. The height of the flagpole is tan(theta) * n.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 10 points 1.2 yearsFeb 12, 2024 18:02:32 ago (+10/-0)

Even better system: don't help niggers.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 7 points 1.2 yearsFeb 12, 2024 18:08:11 ago (+7/-0)

Tips hat...and says, "niggers."

Keeps walking.

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 12, 2024 21:42:04 ago (+4/-0)

Should help them by hoisting them up the flagpole to measure it. Around the neck of course.

[ + ] watts2db

[ - ] watts2db 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 12, 2024 22:24:26 ago (+1/-0)

yep