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Big, tattoo-covered frog stomper just figured out why guys don't want her

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to MeanwhileOnReddit 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 09:48:36 ago (+23/-1)     (www.reddit.com)

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1aruj8h/the_moment_of_realization/



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 12 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 09:59:32 ago (+12/-0)

Frog stomper? Wtf is that lol? I've never heard that one before, but I think I like it.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 8 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 10:02:15 ago (+8/-0)

That's what we used to call those big, manly bitches back in the 80's. lol

[ - ] Reawakened 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 14:00:34 ago (+4/-0)

Frog stomper is why I opened the comments!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 15:12:56 ago (+2/-0)

There used to be this guy at old Voat and all his titles were pieces of art. I clicked for no other reason than the titles. The guy was brilliant.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 10:03:04 ago (+1/-0)

Is that related to the waffle stomp?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 10:09:33 ago (+3/-0)

No waffle stomping is what you do when you run out of toilet paper.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:07:26 ago (+0/-0)

Reference to a backcountry city girl?

[ - ] boekanier 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 11:29:59 ago (+7/-1)

modern women are so stupid

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 8 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 11:38:24 ago (+9/-1)

women are so stupid

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 14:37:26 ago (+5/-0)

She looks like she's naturally attractive. She's right though. I can't take her seriously with all the tattoos, gawdy makeup, and snuffleupagus eyelashes.

[ - ] Belfuro 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 23:58:39 ago (+1/-0)

What no mention of the fact that she was such a risk to tearing up the lawn she had to have a nose ring installed?

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 15:18:32 ago (+4/-0)

she thought that heterosexual men were attracted to muscular women. nope, most men are attracted to feminine women. not only her muscular body is a turn off but also her tattoos.

she has more chance to attract dykes than other men. oh btw, she has crazy eyes too. avoid. that. shit.

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 18:02:33 ago (+3/-0)

Muscular women are disgusting.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:10:35 ago (+0/-0)

Ohhhmaaiiiigaaahduhhhhhh guise!

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 23:59:36 ago (+0/-0)

There was a comment in reddit.
"I see no red flags"
Sigh, blindness is dangerous to one's health

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 10:24:35 ago (+0/-0)

I like fit women with some muscle. Not body builders. But skinny-fat is not doin' it for me.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 13:12:37 ago (+3/-0)

I think she would’ve been attractive had she not been a vapid whore that clearly makes awful decisions. She’s got so many red flags.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 16:29:17 ago (+2/-0)

The big shiny one right in the middle of her face is what turns me away every time (well, were I not married).

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 11:59:39 ago (+3/-0)

I'm confused. I thought women like that got shitty tattoos and and retarded cattle piercings and caked on fake-up at least in part to be more attractive to men. I know they do it to impress other stupid women, but I thought it was at least in part for men. So to be surprised to learn that men don't want retards around after she's permanetly committed to being a retard is itself surprising.
Poor girl.
Would smash.

[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 12:58:40 ago (+4/-1)

Hang a chain on that nose ring, tie her to a fence post and you can have your way with her, bro. Have fun.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:12:04 ago (+1/-0)

After the whole diatribe.

Would smash.

🤣

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 11:20:29 ago (+3/-0)

Those things are so self-directed that very basic things like seeing that the sky is blue is a revelation to them.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:14:07 ago (+1/-0)

Their whole life is an echo chamber.

And when they're allowed to see glimpses of reality they blue screen.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 11:15:16 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:15:14 ago (+0/-0)

And add maplesyrup bish! Eh?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 01:27:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 17, 2024 20:28:11 ago (+1/-0)

Translated from Nigbonix

I do very well believe you should add some of your countries crest to your morning routine. Would you agree?

That was limey english. Do you want American next?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 11:10:02 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 18, 2024 21:21:36 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 10:04:49 ago (+2/-0)

Tatts and a huge fuckin neck = NAW

[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 15:34:32 ago (+3/-0)

Stupid bitch once heard "men like a strong woman" and thought it meant physical strength haha

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 17:52:05 ago (+1/-0)

I prefer weak women I can bully and boss around

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 18:05:47 ago (+0/-0)

She could probably lift you.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:16:12 ago (+0/-0)

That's what bigmike said

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 10:01:51 ago (+2/-0)

I bet she can crush a beer can on her forehead, so hot! /S

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:08:24 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:06:54 ago (+0/-0)

That bitch is high on meth.

@greensaint will back me up like a tow truck.

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 14:04:29 ago (+0/-0)

The comments on there are all "I see nothing wrong with her", and "Sign me up"

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 14:55:47 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 15:20:21 ago (+2/-0)

yup

[ - ] localsal 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 13:48:29 ago (+0/-0)

Voat needs a theory similar to Pascal's Wager:

Tats and nose rings give women an "x percent" chance at meeting a good guy... while
staying pure gives women a "1-x percent" chance at meeting a good guy.

Should be shown to all ages.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 19:17:14 ago (+0/-0)

Mafz be raycis!

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 12:44:37 ago (+0/-0)

plenty of redditors would wife her

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 16, 2024 16:02:38 ago (+3/-0)

plenty of redditors would wife her

only if she is in to pegging top KEK