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Doxxing @Con77 with his first wife

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to funny 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 11:59:41 ago (+11/-2)     (www.reddit.com)

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1aw90ok/bruh_that_was_almost_a_fatal_mistake/



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 12:21:09 ago (+3/-0)

I was always told that it's fine to look at the menu as long as you don't place an order.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 12:23:59 ago (+4/-0)

My wife is pretty laid back and not really the jealous type but one day we were walking through a mall and she immediately grabs my arm and says "if you look I'll knock your teeth out". I was stunned because she's never said anything like that. I didn't know wtf was going on and then I saw a 10/10 sitting and breast feeding with her big tits hanging out. She never acted that way before nor since. (shrugs). and my wife has big nice tits so I don't get it.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 12:59:50 ago (+3/-0)

I always just tell mine "why would I go out for hamburger helper when I have steak at home"

Flattery works, and it keeps things nice and simple. That said, I'm checking out a 10 everytime. Can't fault me for admiring beauty.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 19:55:01 ago (+1/-0)

Yep true that, specially when in those situations i always quietly announce something like 'eww yuck' and then keep walking, hehehe.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 17:01:06 ago (+3/-0)

Better not be looking at the kids menu...

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 22:12:00 ago (+1/-0)

No one updooted this

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 22:15:33 ago (+1/-0)

Kind of makes you wonder, don't it?

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 13:18:31 ago (+3/-0)

Strikes bf.
Wonders why bf longs for other womans.

[ - ] con77 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 13:37:17 ago (+4/-0)

I did have a GF hit me. once.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 22:16:34 ago (+0/-0)

Was it very difficult to hide the body?

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2024 14:09:39 ago (+0/-0)

the 3 S's

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2024 15:36:09 ago (+0/-0)

Sparks, Smith and Wesson, and Sig Sauer?

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 15:34:21 ago (+0/-0)

Chinese and both parties are retarded. Why would you catch any more than a sneaky glance when on a dinner date and why did he choose the seat with his back to the crowd?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 16:36:59 ago (+0/-0)

Cause bug-eye wants to get shanked without seeing it coming.

[ - ] dassar 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 16:07:58 ago (+4/-0)

'Next time, sit on the correct side of the table'

Just normal guy things.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 17:02:38 ago (+3/-0)

The man should be facing out towards the main space and the entrance anyway, simply for situational awareness purposes.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 19:50:33 ago (+1/-0)

Xactly.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 22, 2024 00:19:58 ago (+1/-0)

I always put my back against the wall facing the entrance. My wife is trained and chooses the correct seat every time.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 16:18:34 ago (+0/-0)

You can't blame the guy, not really. We would have all looked.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 21, 2024 17:03:43 ago (+0/-0)

Fast track to single bitch status.