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What was so bad about walking in front of the queen? She'd stop on purpose to fuck with people.

submitted by Jimmycrackerson to funny 1.3 yearsFeb 22, 2024 07:14:51 ago (+25/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 22, 2024 19:21:51 ago (+0/-0)

Do you really not know? Or is this a troll? Anyway, I'll spoil the fun...

(Crap, how do you do a spoiler here?)

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 22, 2024 22:04:39 ago (+0/-0)

I mean probably some old social rule written in ye old English.

"Thou shall not step before thee queenie, thereby disgracing thine country. Punishment is up to 15 lashes and a fine of sixty pence to be added into queenie's coffers."

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 23, 2024 08:30:26 ago (+0/-0)

Okay, it's been a day and I still don't know how spoiler tags work here, so I'm just gonna say it. It's a chess joke.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson [op] 0 points 1.3 yearsFeb 23, 2024 14:57:03 ago (+0/-0)*

Yeah, I got the chess reference right away. but you're also not supposed to walk in front of the queen. Which adds another level to this meme. Trump did it, and the media cried about it for weeks. But that bitch pulled a McConnell and just stopped and froze in mid-stride and forget wtf planet she was on.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 22, 2024 11:12:40 ago (+1/-0)

Hunched over goblin looking lizard

[ - ] calx 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 22, 2024 10:05:40 ago (+3/-0)

Nice Masonic floor.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 22, 2024 10:01:20 ago (+3/-1)*

Queen seemed like the ultimate boomer. I dont know if she was one or not but:

Had a great life built by her family.
Gains power, never (edit) remarried, keeps power until the day she died.
Didnt let her son takeover family business until death when its in ruins.
Ruined her family.
Ruined her country which is not her country at all.
Opens the gates of hell and let in the demons.
Encouraged the woman to then mix with the demons.
Loved gold and silver.
Probably hated vidya games.

[ - ] NeedleStack 2 points 1.3 yearsFeb 22, 2024 10:54:49 ago (+2/-0)

She was married for 73 years though.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 22, 2024 12:58:46 ago (+1/-0)

Meant never re-married. oopsie.