Not Safe For Lunch - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

Not Safe For Lunch
submitted by Panic to Food 1.2 yearsMar 3, 2024 15:05:03 ago (+6/-0) (www.mirror.co.uk)
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/health/man-visits-hospital-after-difficulty-32228308

Close up pictures of choking hazard. Oh my.

[ - ] beece 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 3, 2024 18:59:38 ago (+4/-0)

Don't ya just fucking hate it every time you get an octopus lodged in your oesophagus?

Archive - https://archive.ph/wip/9JilS

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 3, 2024 17:09:26 ago (+2/-0)

Fucking primitives don’t even chew their food. Probably ate it raw too.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 02:08:29 ago (+2/-0)

He ate it alive..

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 03:04:34 ago (+1/-0)*

"Oh yeah, motherfucker? You think just because you got me past your teeth you've already won?"

"I will fucking choke you from the INSIDE until you DIE bitch!"

"Never give up! Never surrender!"

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ab/ef/e5/abefe5d57dafda890720012fea13e773.jpg

[ - ] bossman131 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 3, 2024 16:10:02 ago (+1/-0)

The last plandemic started when someone allegedly consumed a Bat at Joe's Fresh Sushi Market.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 3, 2024 18:22:15 ago (+0/-0)*

~~Page taken down, no archives exist. :(~~

Edit: Thank you @beece!