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Anyone else do this?

submitted by JudyStroyer to tellupgoat_based_edition 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 07:23:23 ago (+29/-1)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

My wife thinks I’m an asshole for it but, I got a new phone a few months back and I took a bunch of pics of each of my family doing things like eating and drinking out of a straw etc. then I meticulously went through and selected the pics that made them look the most retarded and used this as their profile pics on my phone. If someone were to look at my contacts they would be certain that I hail from a retard village. It’s great. Anyone else do this?


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[ - ] FreeinTX 16 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 07:43:27 ago (+16/-0)

My bird (African Grey) can make an incredibly annoying screech. Set it as my wife's ring tone.

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 08:08:40 ago (+4/-0)

My bird, Opaline Quaker, barks like a dog to let me know someone's coming on the property. And that's a great idea! About the ring tone.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 14:02:13 ago (+2/-0)

+my brother had a quaker. I was napping one hot florida afternoon when I heard the screen door slam, the dog bark, and someone laugh! I got up to see who had walked in the house. It was the parrot!

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 08:13:14 ago (+2/-0)

Lmao! Great idea!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 19:28:41 ago (+0/-0)

I bet that birds been to Africa unlike the majority of American blacks.

[ - ] BoozyB 12 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 07:40:05 ago (+12/-0)

I've used pics of barnyard animals as profile pics for family and others, so I am not in a position to judge you.
Your woman has no sense of humor or she's pissed that she didn't think of it first.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 5 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 08:12:23 ago (+5/-0)

She’s not really pissed, I couldn’t find my phone and I told her to call it, she heard it ringing and found it and says “WTF DUDE!” While laughing her ass off. I have tempered her well as I roast her constantly.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 09:58:45 ago (+4/-0)

She's getting a peek as to how you see the world.

I don't have good enough tard photos for my clan yet...something to work towards.

[ - ] PenisEnvy 4 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 12:03:52 ago (+4/-0)

Yes, for years and with coworkers as well. Many of the guys I worked with had cool avatars. But my wife is the picture of shreks bitch and my son is Hitler.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 14:53:49 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 15:25:55 ago (+0/-0)

I was in that comment thread (kid who should be doing his homework) when Mr_Grim said he was going to create an image host site. Then everyone at imgur turned into obese libtards.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 03:07:31 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. I also find it hilarious, and my wife also hates it. I also do it to my friends.

[ - ] DestroyerofSquirrels 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 5, 2024 02:36:09 ago (+1/-0)

Lmao I do that.

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 10:55:21 ago (+2/-0)

I think that's hilarious.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 17:04:55 ago (+1/-0)

I have a pic of my sister from when I put a tinfoil hat on her as her profile pic. I think it's hilarious.

[ - ] con77 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 13:56:20 ago (+1/-0)

I am now!

[ - ] canbot 1 point 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 11:18:17 ago (+1/-0)

That is psychotic. There is no shame in getting therapy.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 13:18:09 ago (+2/-0)

My therapist told me to do this.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.2 yearsMar 4, 2024 19:27:47 ago (+0/-0)

If someone were to look at my contacts they would be certain that I hail from a retard village...

That's an unspoken.