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What Happens In Vegas...Umm...Uhhhh

submitted by Clubberlang to funny 1.3 yearsMar 5, 2024 19:17:26 ago (+5/-1)     (archive.md)

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Dis nigggaaa gattiz bawlz bit buyah muthafuckin scorpion!! 🤣

Yoo pleyin Mortal Kombat inyo sleep nigggaaaa?!


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[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 5, 2024 22:32:00 ago (+0/-0)*

My house in Texas sat empty for years before I got it. The scorpions had moved in. I get stung about 3 times a year. Twice on the balls. I didn’t like it, but it wasn’t as bad as all that.

When you’re in bed and you feel one walking on you under the covers in the darkness, if you freak out or go looking for him, you’ll be stung. It takes the focus of a Tibetan boss monk to just go to sleep. He’ll go away.

[ - ] Clubberlang [op] 1 point 1.3 yearsMar 6, 2024 20:21:30 ago (+1/-0)

He's just checkin out what he's workin with.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 5, 2024 22:04:06 ago (+0/-0)

Guarantee that jew is jewing

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 1.3 yearsMar 5, 2024 22:02:00 ago (+0/-0)

Your typical Californian trying to sue to make a quick buck. Too bad the scorpion sting wasnt fatal. I had a faggot Californian try to tell me he could sue me for the price being expired on a price tag and that i should give the item to him for that price dident do it